- March 1, 2018
The Daily Talk Show — Thursday March 1 (Ep 33) – Josh Janssen & Tommy Jackett.
Recorded in Tommy’s office. Josh tries bringing some pre-thought out topics to the table and preemptively calls this our best episode yet.
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It is the daily talk show Tomi. I've done my voice again. You can't have it. Episode 33. Yep. It is the I'm calling it right now. This is the best podcast episode yet.
Was this the one that we're not gonna swear in? or? Yeah,
we're trying a few things. But we're not going to swear. Because you were saying that. I don't know why. Because if you know, but we're just thinking, should we tried to do an episode where we actually do not swear? Yeah, I think that that's a really want to swear right now.
It's fine. But for me, it is on something. That's why it's like I've gone all out knowing that we can swear on this. Yeah. Where is on radio? I never think the first i when i was saying sheet that are dying. And that's subjective. When there is a way where they show like, if you do it between 6am and 7am before kids get in the car. That's probably okay. And it depends on the context.
I was swearing a lot when I get on set. I feel like my swear guys, I play this sort of crazy creative persona. It's just like f&i. Yeah, just like some clients really dig it. Yeah, but I think that sometimes I don't have a good sense. So maybe they maybe they never want to hire me. This is our first show with an audience and the audience consists of one person. Yeah, we've got Lucy. Work Experience. Lucy. Yeah, in the building. IoT yell out,
that's about what you expect from a 16 year old when it comes to those. Yeah. Lucy 1617. 1816.
But Lucy is beyond her years, I think. Yeah. Just had a good chat with her just before. Yeah. And she kept up with your level of banter, which is outrageous. Pretty good. Yeah. So yeah, very similar to you. Really. Lucy, I want to get you on the podcast. Probably not today to actually talk about yourself. Well, we'll ask you because I think Lucy has 16.7 thousand
16 point. Hang on. We she needs
16 point 5000 followers on Instagram, which is fucking
Ah, done it already. That's fine. It's exceptional. It has a lot of people. Yeah. Cuz when you said that you're going to
catch up with Lucy. You talking about, you know, like it was gonna be this sort of mentorship thing. And then you looked at her Instagram. Yeah, we should learn something. When
I say work experience. I'm actually working experiencing for her. You're working in contemporary and apart. I'm happy for you to work for maybe a tag green laser. tag me the price. tag me. What. Is your Instagrams
Stouffer. Yes, yes.
Like a scorpion. scorpion.no, score. scorpion. scorpion. Scorpion, start.
Okay. Just write Scorpius into Instagram. You say she does cool. Anything. Anyway,
you're looking anxious. And I'm not anxious. I'm excited.
So now with all these topics, because he came to me today as it Tommy I've written I've got a bunch of topics to talk about, is that from the anxiety of me saying you don't bring anything? Yeah, you're having a go at me. And after speaking, let you know it's a bit of a reset. I'm thinking okay, how can we up Hamish and Andy have their podcast coming out? I think it's like today maybe. Yeah, that's like, Okay, well, the big boys are back the 16 year I was laughing at us comparing our
sales to I'm sure we get decades but it's I'm trying to take some of the things that that have worked for them. Yeah. And hey, Mitch was talking about the importance of that that structure and you'd been going on and on and on about Yeah, I just feel like I'm leaking Mashallah. I feel like you just rely on me No, no need changing rattle me but you know bring anything to the table and then I'm like that's you and then I say okay well we won't post this account you
know that no Charles response we're not gonna Pisces find we won't post is this little voices we do for each other and our mothers they
totally not who they get my mom my mom's voice that I do for her Is it like grand yeah it isn't
she she does it sounds like she smoked a pack of wet she's she's not a smoker. Okay so I've written down because I had a bit of a luxury of when I was having lunch time just to sit down and say you know what, this is just the daily talk show time yeah good I was the first time I'm really proud of myself because I set the expectation up with my clients well enough where I was like I actually said i i'm i'm going to be available from three and I'm going to do this work and it's gonna be done at six which for whatever reason I just get funny about sitting like really specific times I say like yeah it's going to be done it can be done by six and so they'll contact me beforehand is if I'm in it was like I think it's partly I know that I'm quick and I'm not necessarily always wanting to
set the rules of as far as you lay out the time they will come to the party on that
yeah so it was great because it created the space where I realized it's okay for me to like put a time so you've just done a five minute intro for baby baby good but I've got 123456
minute intro live in your building this topic is not what you do because it could end up really sheer pick a number and we'll just let's how we can write three we're gonna be talking about this is a great one to Tommy
Are you taking it too literal yeah gone
to radio radio so Tommy I'm going traveling not you know that I'm going traveling yes three months yeah workout backpacks versus roll a case
and stuff not a fact in Rolla case I'll just quick story this suede hat when I say suede how that's not the way I was looking for princess because printers can be be patronizing and I want to be Patrick or sweetheart would imply that they were going to be a really lovely Yes Now this was a princess we were on the bus going from the airport and make an office in Greece and this princess had a big bag and she was at the front of the bus and my wife was three months pregnant no two and a half months pregnant and show seek she's almost vomiting have gone away like we've spoken about this I think what I wanted to get travel insurance to cover the flights because we wanted to cancel the trip or postpone it because you can't idiot mistake of mine that haven't anyway pulled out anyway.
Good. A 16 year old in the audience might
remember what I was doing when I was 14 ladies for his kids know things. Yeah, one
anyway, this Princess Princess was at the front of the bus and she obviously had like some motion sickness because when you're in Greece, there's like, Oh, dude, it's like wine. And it does it makes you feel a little bit sick coming from where we make the port of Santa rainy. That's where we were. And it's like down this cliff. And there's literally just like whining snaky roads, it's horrible and this girl was yelling at this bus driver. what nationality wishing. I think she was Australia? It's always a great Australian girl. And she was like, collaboration with us. Driver. What did she say? Just do her voice Oh no.
Not a fat Pater accent. That's all I got.
If you don't stop. I'm going to school of your bus. Okay. And everyone. The bass in the back of the bus. More Ozzy's laughs Yeah. Such a rude girl. But my point is she had this big bag. And so you look like a princess if you're traveling with this big and the because when you do go travel. has all these people rockin Gucci Gucci Prada like luggage bags. And they're all the princesses. So for what you're doing. You need to go a backpack? What about does it change it if we're going to be spending a lot of time in each location. So where I think that maybe a rolling like a roller case might work is if we're going to spend like two weeks at a time somewhere and you just rolling it to location
you have you been to the heavy equipment? What happens with that? Because I'm thinking like, I need my gi backpack. Yeah.
And then I have a role. The case with all of my traveling? Yes, you have a front backpack in the back backpack? It's. If you go to the Amalfi Coast,
we do. Yeah,
are you going to
mouthy the other one? Not Natalie? So, anyway, I'm Alfie's one of them. Not not things place, I'm a terrible fan. If you go to a mouthy Yeah, it's just like, surrounded by you'd like you can't walk anywhere. So you can drive in mostly photo. So when you get to your hotel, it's like you're walking through these cobblestones. It's It's horrible. And you can't be pulling you your thing on it. You finish you can have your baby's hand gesture I forget. I'm bored of this topic is boring topic. So the first one was just I just didn't bring it back to something printed. No, nothing says let me just say exactly what flights cheap flights are. He adds over time only for 50 returned to Fiji where the fuck Adi Eddie find those. I can't find them. Yeah, I've looked. It's you. How do you find cheap flights.
So I I use Skyscanner and AWS bargain bargain Welcome to you. And I'm always looking for whatever shit that I can buy off there. I've gone a little bit more of a minimalist so I'm trying to buy less shit but experiences
This is a five by Tommy day. My main he's family. They don't do presence anymore. They do presence but they don't do physical presence. Such a good idea. It's all experiences so he went like mountain horseback riding up through the snowy mountains and you stay in these cabins these big wood cabins and you get to each destination
I think such a good idea so so much more value doing any experience but on the on the cheap flight thing but just let's what's that segment that we did once hashtag close the loop closer let's let's do close the loop right now. And just something to happen. I agree. Gonna get a backpack Yeah, but I'm just gonna have to get an small enough amount of clothes so that I can have some equipment and also have some guessing maybe like three t shirts, two pairs of shorts, a pair of pants and like a nice shirt. I take more t shirts shirts sweaty it's just like Europe is just hot and gross but I was looking at I was
just stood up just changing the vibe. Yeah,
Lucy What do you think he's laughing You know now saying say no, it's nice. It's good for my back. And the as watching travel videos on it easily and they've all got such good style and I'm determined not to be a fucking dag dag. dag the tourist it's very hard to not because it's uncomfortable or thinking like I never wear a belt and have to buy some nice belts with like nice buckles and like you're exposing your buckle well with the top left the tight shirt that I'm going to be where
you're gonna be wearing white pants and a white shirt in Italy you're gonna find being Italian bloke that's what I was thinking but does not translate that's going to be sharp daddy you'd look like a German tourists
looked like a potato today It looks like a potato the
know because I was watching a video and they'll talking about like baseball caps are big or just like snap back real obvious like tourist I can say about how much how I could really blend in the maybe the aim of the game using to blend in that have When
have you ever tried to blend in the kid that would walk around the school yard with the teachers yeah it's true
you tried to blend in my bu bu we Josh okay oh being weedy but I'm just more I just don't want to upset Bray were like we go to a restaurant and they don't let us in
just songs we tried to do with songs we tried to go to the Ritz Carlton in Paris and we're going to have a glass of wine My friend was shouting for our wedding present because of glass ones like 30 euros age and we walked in and they're like sorry you cannot come in you have songs on and so we just had to walk out and we got macaroons and said there is something really sad about being knocked back from how you look
it's just dress code bit talking going back to your closing another loop this is kind of the new style tell us what you think
it's also the pressure because I think was Sean I haven't really got to pick up our social media game yeah but we got an Instagram story been like one of my favorite podcast yeah Laurie back to me my I'll read it thank you for doing Charlie by that Sean I started page because I do folly and I said thanks might say that's what we need because I am maybe we can get Lucy well she's 60,000 more followers than you Lucy would you give us a tag a bit
thank you well i said i said well the trolls they gonna need you get one chance a lot of the time Yeah sure. So if someone says who does have more followers in new Hale do post you just can't have it of my doofus head what's like your my bread who owns radio today? And he's like, my will do a blog post and we're just waiting until the day that we know will shoot you have one shot like why. And I also think like he's been kind saying, I'll promote you guys any podcast or radio today. But I think no, we need to at least at least have something and that's why he he would say that, right? Like,
people aren't going to say that to general punters because they're just going to use the opportunity but he knows you well enough that you've got a filter that you're only going to go to them when you're ready instead of the problem with it is on with a guy who's got no filter so I could be a walk or I can the best episode
given this is the best one yet. Why not laid without bets? You
so you've let you've put some things in place. You You brought topics Yeah. And you've also made a big promise that the best episode yet
and I know that like we maybe need some vulnerability back in. So I might ask you some questions. Yeah, that's fine. But some
fact I've got some really better so I wanted to continue on about the flight scene. But I just looked down at what am i topics, which is what's your favorite body part? Oh my god. Can I just quickly say my collarbone? I love my colon. What do you like on you? Um,
I actually don't think about that. All my legs. Oh, no. Think like, now
I've got Yeah, good quads. Okay. No, it's good quality. Like having big leg muscles a good for metabolism? I guess I'm going back to cheap flights. You can get them obviously. Like the thing is, it's Are you willing to fly Jetstar? Yes, there's gonna be a lot especially to Japan every time Kim Jong Hoon does something a bit crazy or that sort of region gets a bit cheaper so
we fucked up I mean I booked flights to Bali using Jetstar we booked me as I as we need a book them not we have to book to now have to book them now. So we booked him we're going for $500 each returned to Bali I've paid for it before and so I thought 500 bucks is probably not that bad would take one of those insurance ah like in the sense of like to make sure that you get them and they're not going to be she learned
yet Oh wow. Something around the three three law high threes.
She said six, six it or 690 for the two of them. Something like that. Can you do anything like not like if you've so if you're getting them on like saver type fans. Now you're very restricted in what you can do it if you if you play like flexible This is the trick there is if you google best time to book flights, there are specific trends that happen. So basically, I think it's 27 days or something out side a flight is the optimum time for booking. slaving it taught you What if it's 1200 bucks. Ah, so this is the thing, right? So what what airlines realize is if you need to book a flight, you're going to tend to book it early. So they have sort of a standard so look at Los Angeles for an example. Right? You could buy a flight to LA most other than sort of December Gen, like you know, there's some those peak times you could you could get a flight to LA from Melbourne for around 1200 dollars right. You'll probably see it around that 1200 dollar return Mark then there's a sliding scale of if you book you know, if you can be flexible on the dates and you look at the calendar you can do the month calendar type of deal and this is the best way to do it especially on like Skyscanner and things like that and you can say okay I don't care what like I've got to be within the seven days and the seven day and you can click him in like I was looking at you know random trips I just constantly will do this gone Skyscanner be like oh where can I go and I was getting la flights with a New Zealand for about 850 bucks that's pretty good return return
so crazy. Yeah,
sorry. 616 hundred bucks for the two of us to go to lie awake to the daily talk show out of there. I'd like to do it from Hollywood would be fun I think at Honolulu it from a Starbucks that would corner it starts getting her the Krispy Kreme show first in marijuana. 14. Very excited about that seven shows away. Live from Krispy Kreme. It's gonna be amazing. But
this is the problem right with you. Bringing topics on a on a phone is I'm looking at him. It draws your attention away. Like you're ready for the next topic. Well, this is what you wanted.
No, I wanted spontaneity along with a tiny bit of structure. Okay. That could be our tagline. But the I'm not going to look at it anymore. But I want to look at your topics. And then I'll see if I can bring a story based around. Okay,
perfect. Alright, so you can read them out? No, no,
here we go. So Tommy's
looking phone, which makes me feel uncomfortable. I don't like other people use my phone. I have nothing to hide. But it's just feels weird. And okay, if I miss a notification. I'm very confused by this one. Calling emergency services is the note that's in there. Yeah, it's happened so many times. I've called the cops the fire ease at least half a dozen times in my life. So
you're the guy first on saying that is picking up the phone. Always. Not the guy diving in trying to help somebody. He's the guy that on a camera recording. Yeah,
on the phone. I even do it so many times. If I was to hit the deck right now. She was the right i'd be on it. You'd be on it. So hey, Josh. How can we help
Okay, now I am no very quick and Brie and normally happens when we're driving. We've had a few cases where I'm driving and you will see someone be driving like an absolute maniac who you call the cops for that? Yeah.
What did they say it I've always thought about that. I love to report that it and if I can do every time I re pick up the phone so that what are you doing? Like we can't see color? 000? Yep.
You're a fucking waste time you're a time waster. No. I'm not he was in a budget rental use what? So what doing donuts he was driving super probably 180 on the freeway going towards the city a week after the fucking Melbourne shit happening and he was just like like like it wasn't just like he wasn't he was just a maniac driver but he just he didn't give a fuck about like lines and stuff like that so it's like might as well like stop this guy channel highway rather than him going through my or and taking out every fucking person doing their shopping See that's not funny but you calling What do they say to you? What are they what's the I always fucking asked what sort of karma don't i don't know shit about cars what car model is your reaction is just call before you've even thought about Do I have these license fight that I have no do solid I've got no sense of direction so I'm just like I'm on the freeway they like which freeway I'm like the one towards my house type of deal like I'm very unhelpful in that regard. You a calling a service that's like for emergencies that people really do need but wasting their time no I'm not wasting their time because they're building a saying okay then Has it ever worked?
Yes You Have you ever apprehended someone having them saw some kids and lighting a fire yeah
called the cops cold the firings by time the fire ease arrived. They would have been over an acre
lot in the
suburbs. So for people that might not have ever called 000 what happens police fire ambulance and then you get to choose and then I'll be like a fire transferring you through now. And then and then and then they'll say yeah,
I can't remember the exact line but something like what's your location? comply? I don't know. So it's like sometimes they'll like there's like a quick conversation with those two people. And yeah,
and then they transfer and they're like, you know, what's your location now? I'm just saying. Yeah. On the corner of this. Blah blah blah it always happy never happens on like the corner Flinders Street in fucking Swanston. It's always like
it has to be drop a pin I'm on a reserve somewhere and I'm no I don't know I got here. that's besides the point there's a fire I ever call the car I never I never called the fire ease for when my neighbors apartment caught on fire because you were on the news that happened. I just bring this out. I don't think I've ever spoken to about this because I haven't forgotten Josh then the next door neighbor was probably smoking bongs in the bomb fell over and burn down the house. Yeah and you're in an apartment block so it was smoke billowing into yours where you could sort of so I heard this
I heard this loud bang right and I thought the neighbor next door neighbors were getting broken into yeah and so I look hold the gods my the people of my apartment at looking out into sort of the foyer area and I just saw this guy sort of knocking on the other neighbors yeah how to fire fire I was like oh shit so I like straightaway like press record on my phone I just didn't know what to do so I was like hey let's put a hate and ahead yeah some EDS I was like okay what do I got like so I just like ran into my like home office just like looked around and got my keys and then run out but I left the I left my door unlocked because I don't know what like luckily I did that because I had security cameras in my home office and the fire is actually went into my apartment to make sure it was all like a the fact that they the apartment next door completely destroyed six months of renovation thank It was like rich yeah dance our apartment flooded from the old this spring close going off and filling up
a sudden instead of you're not but anyway the point of may bring that story up is because come 6pm he's Josh he has been he's out in these balcony looking concerned just looking around Gemini news DJ Hero he did like a an interview with them to your video guy and you know if someone says you can Can I just get you to go out and tea Bell can you get a feel me from out in the street to just recreate sort of that feeling of what went down you got to know that they're gonna make you look like an absolute tool when you look like an absolute this was like a first weekend of my business so I literally like I was they called me down so wave me down and they said would Can you go on air like Yeah sure. So that recording this bit and I just I thought was a PR opportunity so I was like yeah i was just next door I've just started my business full stack films now you
actually said that they they they cut it all is like answer which they put on are they just put the bit like I am. The flames are huge.
Stupid shot to you out on a balcony. They used all my footage because I've got footage of me running down stairs. And then the next door neighbor's being like up, you know, with flames. The thing that I was scared of. Yeah, his brain has, like on her like it was backing up against our bedroom wall. Right? That's where the fi was. Is that we start especially caches that
I sort of have the cash sort of everywhere and they
spread it the night so peppery has like a wall full of fucking perfume. I was just waiting to hear the
non flammable you fucking kidding me. That would all recognize just fees or something like you could throw a perfume into a fire. And unless it is Episode 50. Let's do it now. So I think that the
The good thing is that apartment worries about the perfume doesn't worry about he's whole apartment. You know, I was worried about the perfume being the fucking end that when it goes on to that it was going to just like I was imagining, like a terminator film, like just going through the whole house. I've never seen any terminal, it wouldn't be that, you know, the thing you worry about is like it aerosol can. The fucking hard drives. That's what I worry about. Yeah, because the
new business How long have you got? Because I'll quickly share a story. 2027 minutes. You got three minutes. So I mean, this might be now thinking about, it's like, maybe I should just be the guy who calls the ambulance. There's a fireman, the police. I'm sitting down having coffee and Shepperton when I was living out there. It was like a Saturday morning and I'm reading the paper and all of a sudden
bang. This girl drop just fall and backwards and just smashed onto the conquering. And she was a heavy set set lady and I only mentioned her white because I dive down and checked if shoes. Or I try to help us to know why. The bit of hope that's relevant goals. I had to roller over occasion and always had. Yes. And so I rolled the right because I thought okay, this what I've seen happen, put them into a
like a What do you call it a position? It's like a when you have a seizure? seizure position. Yeah. Because I could use on a back and so you know, yeah, my brother save someone's life by putting them onto we saw this guy who had a seizure. So I did this and I and I rolled her over and I know that you pull pull a nice sort of across the body and it and it helps it
helps it a roll over. Yeah, the person Anyway, there was a paramedic that just happened to be inside the cafe and came and shepherd and I mean there's like some people and 50,000 making a greater share. Fuck off greatest shepherd, and so like all surrounding but yeah, a lot lot less people in children in Melbourne. And so it just happened to be a paramedic. It came at role to strike back onto her back and said it was dangerous to a realtor over cough so I didn't do the right thing. So this is what skin me I would like to do my first stage true things that I want to do we should actually do it. Let's do Episode 60. We're locking things in for every 10 episodes. Not without pre pre thorough discussion. That's what we've done so far. No Episode 60. Let's do it. giving blood never given blood before Have you Yes. Okay. Clearly I'm just the piece you won't be able to give blood if you have had a tattoo in the last few months have it but I want you to get that data. Yeah. Or if you've been to a brothel
or use it syringes okay so
yeah, heroin you probably can't give blood if you've used it for like
I think I should be fine yeah it'll be it'll be cool I've made a video at one of you think we're close enough for us to share the
you know blood Tapia
I should know should not now do you think I'm be be negative. Something that is not strong enough to a bay I've got a card somewhere it's it's in the be laying the bail a diesel sick. All right. That's the daily talk show for this Thursday. And remember, you can hear all past episodes at the daily talk. show.com a special shout out to
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