#459 – Late Night With Ash Williams/
- September 18, 2019
Ash Williams is back!! We chat about Ash’s new housemate, how to sell second hand items on Gumtree, how to lose weight, how great 2012 was, and why you would consider paying a fine.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show we discuss:
– Ash’s new housemate
– Paying rent late
– Buying a property off the plan
– The Oscars gifting lounge
– Muting and blocking people on social media
– Getting into the Virgin lounge
– How great 2012 was
– Kissing on the first date
– Selling on Gumtree
– Setting up a Patreon for Ash’s podcast
– What Ash does with his coffee machines
– Airline deals
– Buying a PO Box
– Ash’s $300 ignore session
– Losing weight and leaning out
– Ash’s Instagram DMs
– Getting caught by a Myki ticket inspector
– Why you would pay for a fine
– Getting into radio and becoming talent
Ash Williams on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ashwilliams1/
Ash’s podcast, The Ash Williams Show:
Thanks to Ovolo Hotels for helping us setup a temporary studio while we were up in Sydney: https://ovolohotels.com.au/
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It's a daily Talk Show Episode 459. From
our makeshift studio at the overflow Hotel in Waltham. Hello. Of all
Sir, can you looking at
ash Williams, welcome back to the show,
guys. I'm thrilled to be here. I'm using the bachelor for this. So that'll be fun. You said you're watching the show. 10 eyes. What was it? Less Norton. It's on ABC. And yeah, yeah. It's all right. Have you got half minutes? Yeah. Once with john. I'm here with this new new dude. Great guy love him. And we kind of commit to watching things together. So he said, I just said the heads up. And they said, Look, I'll save it for you. I'm like, you don't have to. I'm going. It's not that good. But we're going to watch one of your home. So he stand up for me, which is not
this is this dude, whose book that you? Yeah, it is.
I still have that book in my backpack. I haven't read it. That's the Jamie. So when I first inspected the place, I took a book thinking I wouldn't see him again. Yeah. No, I was gonna say I was gonna say it wasn't forever still. immoral. But like I was going to steal for a bit right it and I still haven't read it. But anyway, I'm living there now. So I can return the book whenever but
do you hang out every night? No, no, no.
Most nights. Like last two nights. I haven't seen him. So I feel like we need to spend some quality time together.
But whose TVs that?
Everything? She's actually like crazy. I actually I ran on. Yeah, as always, we're just watching Liz Norton and the guy I would rent was terrible. And the girls like the landlord say, hey, you're right. And I'm like thinking
about three days like three days. What is it? You paying monthly? weekly fortnightly?
This thing? It's every four weeks. So I'd rather be monthly so you know, it's on the 15th of each month. It was four weeks it just creeps up on you. Like all the time you're like, Oh my god, it's four weeks already. And I know I'm still gonna pay regardless, but I just want I just like having the luxury of paying it forward as like you just said
showing him? I don't know if it's good for the relationship.
Or no, I think it's okay. Like I'm not. I'm doing things I've never done before. And they're like I'm cleaning dishes. So I will never leave dishes in the sink. Because I know that I'm already going to be paying rent light you know, you can't be too much.
Yeah, pick your battles. Yeah,
the honeymoon phase that you're in right now. How long
have you been in there now? Four months?
Okay, loving me. Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah. At awake
It's everything. It's Fox. Joe. It's Netflix. It's fucking all the other streaming What's up?
amazon prime status too much content for me to watch. I have a full viewing schedule. So when I leave you guys tonight then I might start selling I've got to watch a bit of the bachelor I've got some fucking like comedy shows to catch up on all your watch Liz Norton gets a bit of at one at wake up at seven with him on the ground for lyst five hours.
DD Shay groceries and stuff like everything in the free
30 non Okay, good, good quad OD
he's gonna sell a job.
Yeah, wasting the time and I shouldn't be talking about him. Why not? Just because people don't like their private lives. Like I like it. But some people are private. And I think you might be okay.
With a Cavalier before.
Yeah, for about three weeks. So not full on. But that was good. I lived on the couch that
was that was that? Which house was that? Because my brother levy made? No it was after that. Okay.
Yeah, I didn't even pay rent. And so how many housemates Have you had over these? Not many men? Like I probably do like 10 different houses.
That seems like a lot.
Yeah, it does. But I've owned the property. You know, I used to have my life together about 10 years ago but I think there's something nice about being nomadic
what was it What happened? So you're into property? Wait, was it
in Windsor in Danang wrote a boat off the plan? Is that a good idea buying he thinks it's not if the property so small that it can grow or doesn't have like growth possibilities was too small was like 43 square metres
tower if it's just on the plan, because you can't actually like
we never been in property about from monopoly, which I but I my dad called me up and said, Listen, you need to borrow the plan. I'm like, Listen, I trust you. And then I found out from the builder that my dad did because dad goes the deal. So good that I'm buying one too. I'm like, I must be good. And then I found it off the builder that my dad sold his property before the property was finished. And then I told the other supporting if I can tell me you sold against us, I might have forgot it was trying to get out. I'm in like, the first time by his grand He's like, yeah, sorry, man. If I can go into this. I lost a lot of money. Did you I made dad pay me like, I called him up. I said, Listen in your blooding hands. You got to give me five grand. And he gave me five grand. And he told me not to my brothers. So anyway, that's that's
enough. They watch the show. I think. Dr.
Politicians also if I cough
and so did you live in the property in Windsor?
no idea. I know absolutely. bros those looking at NOVA full time. I was a full time employee. I had like
a month at NOVA. Now how many months? Were you in the property? It months?
Which was the minimum? First time earnings?
No, I think you had to do like six months or 12 months but I was enjoying living there was good. I lucky him living next door
sort of furniture.
off the planet.
He's He's renting he still rents that same place hasn't changed. It's like, really dark in there. And, like literally like not figuratively as well. But so never know. I was cashed out man. I bought a catch worth 2500 bucks custom made because my place was so small. my stepmom said I'm going to send an interior decorator around to your house and we're going to get like a fucking chaise lounge that's custom made. And I'm like, yeah, and then the bill cameras. 2500 bucks.
500 bucks on the grand scheme finishes not
not crazy. But when you bought a miniature couch. Yeah.
I mean, it just wants to a big nowadays. I don't know if you've heard of tiny, tiny home movement.
Kevin's it says
Is that just a storey? Yeah, that's a
living in them. So no, seriously, I saw dude. Walk out of one
in bondage the other day and he was different. Definitely living in those directions. It was like a catch and shooting is a good setup
shipping containers. Next week, I'm staying at some place in Daylesford and it's not that cheap, but it's a shipping container. Which
souls like Yeah, what that is fashionable, like they like my mates doing that you guys know race? Oh, yeah, it was honoured. You know, I personally
just say hello when he's in the same as
I say, you know,
from the years, I met him when I was grey carpet reporting, and he'd won the
Australia's Next Top Model,
Australia's Next Top Model. Beautiful kids and beautiful. Best nights.
Yeah, you would tell you my storey
not in fucking with you. He's lovely. Got you at the time. Perfect. So he's really doing containers at the moment. So he's essentially what do you call it when you're flipping and flipping? flipping finding containers
is flipping shack is he serves to a lot
yeah. And so you were in the apartment for 18 months and he problems because we're renting at the moment and these bigger partners works brain my girlfriend so
you're still together Yes Yeah, that's oh god
no, but there's there's been a whistling sound in our apartment block right and there seems to be just these apartments or have some fucking problem every apartment block has something in Sydney it seems like the falling down at the moment and that was
near Olympic Park that there was a huge cracking one of these big boy
that's the yeah that opal building Yeah, yeah bad luck.
It was a massive I mean you say it was like a big on the top it was like it was never gonna work was like just fucking science isn't going to back that up you know i the law is
not on Apple but overnight you
know an overload do I know they pay for this by the way? Is this a branded thing? Now
know, at least 20 bucks it is.
I guess a Volvo. It's a it's a gym. It's a gem of something. It's like you're fighting egg. It's it's
an egg is named Frank. 90 seconds. pulled it up a rounded convex moulding.
Yeah, well, convex is out. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, like that.
So the the apartment was small.
Yeah, it was two of the apartment.
Well, um, no, that was really small. And like, I had some good times in there. Like, I remember I used to sell things and when because I moved out of there because I moved to LA, because I was working out and if you guys know this was working out of the gym with Josh Wilson and Josh Wilson. So I'm going to take you to the red carpet. at the Oscars if you if you want to go, but the gifting lunch not the actual Oscars, the gifting lounge. So what do you think we get like, half price jet skis and like 50% off trips to Hawaii and stuff. You know, you get the fucking
you get the goody bags. That's 50% off.
So you get sunlight for a Swarovski kind of thing. You pay for the pay for anything. Yeah.
The Melbourne show
I've heard about oil bag, you're missing the point. It's enough enough
to pay money. No, no,
this is for people invited only to a bar to the Oscars. My.
So then I'm like, you know what, this is a wonderful opportunity. So I thought you know what, I'm going to LA. And I, the next day, I told the landlord, my real estate agent. I said, Listen, put my market put my property on the market. I'm gonna lie. So then I go to tenant then the next day,
but you're going for for the gifting lunch? Yeah, not erasing the selfie
at this stage have been fired from Nova. So I was like, within disgrace or what was sort of I was on two warnings. And we kind of both, you know, I knew that if I do my third I wouldn't get paid.
It wasn't it wasn't a redundancy. That sounds so depressing. But
I remember I said cuz I thought I wasn't going to get in early. And they said to me, like, I'm just getting a new team. And I was like,
doing that. I was
Dana on their shot. Yeah.
No, no, no, I was like,
I was pedalling. But I was telling storeys have a segment each morning, which was nice.
And then on a show
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So that's how you know became close on the show. And then you know, you bought up more than you can chill I said, Well, I think most of the bosses See I get my own fucking Shara walkers on shoot.
That'd be great, actually. And I'm like, What? And then I think I said listen, will you know how many weeks pi was? It was like 1818 $19,000 I was like, I'm the richest man in the building.
Is it just a lump sum dropped into your account?
Yeah, thanks. I was massive and then I was just like this is so sick. I'm just sitting there at the cafe afterwards thinking I've done it and then I was like now he's going to spend it there I went
to the apartment then
didn't sell the apartment kept at the there as a backup plan was renting out at a loss which was the rental yield. I didn't have her there was I was losing at least 2000 a quarter I think and then went to LI blah blah blah. And we went out man Josh the night before the gifting lands and we got so drunk do we actually miss the gifting last?
Night 50% off?
No, but then I stayed there. I loved it so much that I stayed there sold the property blah blah blah.
The rest is history with the Aussie dollar good. Best Yeah. Shit
I went there. I remember paying for dinner. And people giving me cash. And it was like I was almost
Yeah, no, no, it was already chose.
It was like a little bit over Yeah, it was like yeah $1 or two or something. It was
it was better than that era. Yeah, yeah. But
time for a burrito and was like three bucks like Australia knows like, this is it I can retire on my head like but that stage $15,000 in the bank, and I was going to be able to retire you know, just go to coffee with the money. I was just buying your own drinks and shots, everyone. And then I lost my phones
here year generous, very
generous. Yeah, yeah. What I've been trying to be less generous when I've got the cash. I like everyone to have a good time and yeah, let's spend it you know? Yeah, it makes sense. When it's not you can't spend it all the time I'm slowly learning Yeah,
we rockets it up.
Now that do the bucket. So now you're a big bucket, dude. barefoot investor.
You did everything work out with you and barefoot.
Yeah, it's all good. I think we spoke about this last week on there was a blog me on Twitter for a bit but we don't know why
it could be an accidental
are you blocking? I'm not blocking anyone I got off Twitter. Oh, that's smart. Actually, a
bunch of people know I'm not a blocker on Muta.
Okay, so you to
me he's the best
he's the it's the block without the repercussions of a block
the passive aggressive because when the when the fuckers are looking at their insistence You're insane. Who's doing it? That's why
the fuck do you do that? I've done it before right? No to do you do that Tommy? night
I've stopped doing it.
Healthy now he's looking at
if you spend time in your what your friends watching or the Explorer face. Yeah, you've got too much Tommy hands and it's and you mental healthy stuff. Yeah, you
should get any of that you shouldn't be here who's viewing your stuff? Who's liking your stuff? You shouldn't really even be looking at who's commenting. You should I do. So I I look at the comments. And I try and like you know, working on my G just trying to get my post viral. It doesn't work.
not at all good. I've got a mate who is like that though. He'll call me up. We're not talking at the moment. That he's like, Who is it? icon? So
is he an entertainment is he likes to say he is but he's not.
He's like Yo, might you enjoying my storeys? I beg your pardon. He's like, yeah, it's been like months. I'm like, What the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with you? 35 Stop it.
Yeah, you don't don't look at that.
Yeah. When we were coming to Sydney, we went to the lounge. I've got gold status with masa de Wow. And so, Tommy, and Mr. 97 and myself went to the lounge. The thing is that gold status only get you one person to the lounge. Yeah. Do you think you'd be the type of person that would be able to convince them to give you an extra person?
Yeah, you have a crack, but you need to have a storey you know, portable, like done programme. Like you all need to be in on it. Yeah, what
was the storey that I mine was a bit sort of I was flying a bit.
Nobody didn't fucking pass the baton to Mr. 97. Yeah, Mr. 97, or whatever it is. He's like, fucking cameraman extraordinary. And then like, she goes, Oh, you you wish Cameron you say something? Like, what? The whole storey
The reality is, it's it's never been harder to talk your way into anything to do with airlines. upgrades. lounges. cockpits 2012. I remember when I went to. I went to LA for the first time. And I was so hung over. I'm going in. I'm like, I'm going to try and get into the quantum slant. I swelled up. I use this exclusive. I had one of these passes. Because back in the day that will pipe up. Yeah. So you could get given one by a PR person. Yeah. And you could swap it and you get it. Take it, take it into lunch. And I just spoke to this woman as I look, I forgot it. She let me. I've tried it since I tried it with my pregnant wife. Yeah. When we will go on a honeymoon. And now just like No, no. What's your best way into?
Just we just touch on 2012? Because it wasn't magnificent. Yes. Right. Yeah. Unbelievable. I don't know if it has anything to do with that is like Mr. 97 was 2012. Good for you?
How old was he was telling us he just finished Primary School studying High School and terrible
for you, but 2012 just the music was awesome.
bounces around 2013 but you had some rappers? I saw Calvin
Harris in Vegas in 2012.
I think we were in the US for a decent chunk of 2012.
Wise. I mean, you were living there. Yeah.
Yeah. Foster the paper was big. Indiana was tainted with Coldplay, a bit. drunk. Yeah, no, seriously digested by Tom. You know that? I'm looking at your question. But I just remember telling you in my apartment.
Why do you want to talk so much about it?
Because I just remembered it. Because this is what I wanted to say. So when I was moving out to go to LA, I wanted to sell all of my stuff, right? But I knew everyone in the apartment complex, like it slept with quite a lot of
Is it true that you
have to kiss on the first date as a rule?
If you live? If What do you mean? Is that
a rule that you have if
you live in the same building?
ideal you can't force it though, bro. Yeah.
You gotta get consent. So sometimes.
I said to the girl. I said,
love to give you a kiss. And she said that's that's actually really lovely. You know, most guys don't ask
me No, no, I said. You know what? Fuck it. No, no one listens to this. Yeah.
Cool. So my brothers today. But
so I went in for the girl likes to be kissed organically. You know, the main if you if you you don't want to ask asking is cheating. It's like on fucking Mario Kart when you when you, you know, jump the walls. You don't want to do that. You want to win the state title. They said you don't win. That's the wrong terminology. You want it to be natural. So we went for a walk with this girl. And I went to give her a kiss. And it just wasn't quite there. Yeah. And I thought Geez, I really would love to kiss her. I thought to myself, and I thought you know what, but how close Did you get it? Gotta be there. So I was like, we're doing for a walk as a daytime. So it was like 1pm Tommy's nostrils. And I'm like, I'm not gonna kiss your butt. I just went in like that. And she was like, there.
What was the reason for what did she think you were doing? I was just goodbye.
Okay, so you
know, it wasn't like,
do you want me to come in as well?
Yeah, but sometimes you you math don't match up.
So I just a kiss on the cheek.
Yeah, it's the gulf between a kiss on the cheek and a kiss on the lips. And I just couldn't make up the difference. Without my big bang. So conspicuous. I was like, it is what it is. And then I was like, oh, but I still I feel like I should mosque. And then I said, Look,
I'd love to love to give you a case.
She said, Oh, that's nice. Yeah, it's really nice that you asked. It's really romantic. Yeah, a lot of guys don't ask. And then I was like, yeah. So is it? Was it a yes or? No, we just had a bit of a pack. And it was nice. We're actually going on a second date. Yeah. So Oh, that's great. Actually, we've been on the second day we going on third?
It's all going well, pretty well. Okay. Yeah. I think that's good. Good advice, potentially. case on the first day. Yeah, it's
Yeah. Try if you can,
well, maybe not that. Now. You don't want to force it?
If it's not feeling right.
Well be I think
leaving your friends not gonna want you to want. He said, he said, What are you doing? He's doing that girl. You went on a nap saying you're cool, man. We had sex it not good for you.
Remember? You don't have to actually and
women are like, is there been some trouble? No, I'm just saying.
Young Mr. 1970s. He will answer anything you throw at him. And then just having the filter on. You don't actually have to answer the
same Kevin. I came in the room the other day pointed at Mr. 97. He said how much are they paying you? But we had to politely tells me that 97 doesn't work for you
to push back.
There's no reason for you guys to be the same Kevin.
Yeah, this is your own fucking thing.
Yeah, thank you.
Um, but no, so when I was moving to LA, I wanted to sell all of my stuff, but I knew everyone in the apartment building so I was like, I put like all of these signs up in the Lyft of what I was selling like it was selling a beanbag for 100 bucks. It was a pure red leather. I bought it for 300 right
real sweaty, maybe would you get real sweaty, you
know, but it was like he could wash it. It was the best beanbag I've seen to this day. Right? And all this other stuff. toasters fucking candles. I just can't believe that 30 things, but I didn't want to put out fireside because everyone would know me and they're gonna like wave friends. Let's do a deal. So I put Jake's fire style. And I made up this guy called Jake who lives with me. So people would come around and they're like, Ah, it was Jacob mash What are you doing here? I go JX my house by Jay saw here. He looked at stuff and they like Yeah, yeah, I'm like, What do you have to jack Tommy? jack said there's a tonne of stuff. And they're like yeah, yeah, and then it's like 40 bucks and they're like she drinking you do 30 ago I would.
texted me said it's a hard 41 better studio yo you both live here. Let's wrap it up.
selling stuff I think tried to I tried to do the
worst of the worst people coming out had one guy bring a bunch of cash and then just try and do the 50 short guy 50 short Yep. And so I literally took the item back oh my god that's got a new the driven an hour Yeah, I'm sorry. I was like oh no worries. Yeah. And I said walking off with it. And then he magically found the other 50 years pocket I think
they don't fall for it's a wild wild west out there especially a GM trade deals don't believe them.
I think hand in hand the guy who does this elaborates you know I think to sell them for the price he's asking also is the one to ask for solid discount. So if you were to go out to buy a piece of geometry furniture as if you aren't Have you
ever bought a piece
of sold a tonne of stuff you know what i'm doing at the moment? Because I need some cash. I've had a couple of deals to slip through the fingers. I thought that were fuckin in a pillow deal go over there my goals he's literally go missing. Really? Yeah. No, he hasn't paid off the fact that he's gone missing and him not paying me the unfolding today I went straight through to a different man's voice saying leave a message.
Nice. Very, very nice head under the pillow. It's a business you could just call the
well I could turn up Yeah.
With the payments and stuff I know that you will waiting for some payments from you
know, like 200 bucks. I might start I'm looking at starting a Patreon tomorrow.
Yeah, do you guys have it set it up?
I'll get your road
data set up some form of tease. So you're gonna have like $5 they get something $15 they get something Yeah, you
know the sevens in charge of the but that's what I want to do. I want I've kind of just going to deliver on a
an offering that is what Josh is.
You get like a newsletter you get like if I can. Bonus podcast episode, you get a bonus store. You get a bonus merge, whatever. You get stuff. I'll turn up to one one thing a year you give me for for an event. I just came up with that.
You have to pay you to do that.
That's Mr. Nice and write this down. It's a top tier. Not you know.
I guess I don't know. 50 bucks a month. 50 bucks a month will get you one.
Like kind of essentially. Private speaking gig.
I should charge more for that.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this isn't guaranteed yet. We just need to lock it in. So
you know anyone doing Patreon Really? Well.
I'd love to see the numbers. Everyone's always told me about Patreon.
Well, most people,
okay, you can
literally just say, well, you can either say okay, they've got 50 supporters or,
guys, I'm coming in to your office next week. I'm going to be in Melbourne forbid. Okay, I want to come in. I want to talk. Yeah. I want to workshop. I want to know everything.
It's very broad. Tell me why.
You mentor Mr. 97. Would you be?
Of course Yeah.
Yeah, like that. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, what is
it that you had some questions for ash
around life in general? I get a lot of emails from dudes wanting advice. What
questions do you have any advice on how to get into the industry and one night I'm still trying What? What do you want? I like I'm trying to sell shit on Gumtree at the moment like
and it's not even yours. It's
my What's he doing? jack? Well,
you know, that was a while ago. You know what I'm doing at the moment? I shouldn't be saying this target cent coffee machines from companies
Yeah. So you you were what was the the coffee brand that you're talking about a lot? Mokoena
now which is majority you they don't
you know, I love instant,
basically any coffee brand, but no one's paid me per se but I've got a coffee machine. So it's one of them with another another one is Lavazza. So I've got two coffee machines, right? I'm selling them on Gumtree. They send them to me.
And there's no discussion,
then what I'm going to do exactly. So then what I'm going to do is sell them and then decide like, I've misplaced the cognition and get another one since I'm now a coffee machine deal.
Yeah. Do you think you'll be able to get to
the mic at the roses? Yeah, is that still it?
shouldn't be doing that actually great people
if they haemorrhaging money from all the coffee machines that
Yeah, yeah, no, I just want a the wise man once said a the shit or get off the toilet. And if these coffee machine companies aren't gonna shit, then they're gonna sell this toilet. Generally.
I'm I'm happy to be in the toilet. The toilet.
The toilet with my mouth open waiting for the suede.
But then you've got a bunch of other
yelling you like encouragement? Come on
Have you ever had to deal with an airline?
Possible. Have you tried a fucking all of which what's what's the avenues you've got? So I've done cold emails to call us I came up with I get a scholarship programme that I said this is what you should do and I should we get the first scholarships I emailed virgin? With what is it that I should get the email
for virgin like must get so many emails from gronk? Because we all think it's like, now contest. They're not gonna buy Apple shit. But virgin.
Branson's all about entrepreneurship. And you know, you kind of find loaded with that I read Branson's book. Unbelievable. This is it motivated me so much that I did this. I sold all my stuff in a j spice motel I blah, blah, blah. And then said, I'm like, I love flying virgin, blah, blah, blah. Always fly. They don't have any money. cannot have a 12 month scholarship. And I think one of them wrote back, really. And then I emailed Qantas. And that's it. And then I became really good friends with a guy called lane or some something from United Airlines. United Airlines. So he was like on me. Like this is good. Yeah, yeah, it
was I thought it was gonna go good connection to LA and stuff. To the
terrible at London. Have you found them? No, but
I find them I wasn't that
must be recently then.
That's 2012. And it was a good D Then did you
I can't remember. But we were down the back. So when it gets a bit, a bit pointy. But the opposite point in which you want to be sitting at will down the back of the toilets. There was these two seats. So goes 33333332 at the very back for a few rows. So main 50 my mate we're just snuggling in on each other
side is that we have the Dreamliner some of it, which is the one that jet
jet lag I flew on from LA to New York just last October, September. They're unbelievable. The windows of this tint of blue. And you can pump up the tint of blue. And it goes really really blue. And then you can pump it down. And this is the brand new
that dragged the guy off the plane. United to have a bag
I'm talking about the service and turn to the planes, the ones I used to find with terrible. It was one of the ones where I like you know, you find international it's a long trip, Sydney to LA and you've got to share the TV.
Just 1990s planes.
You know, I was stuck in the middle
on a flight from LA back to Sydney and I was like it was the worst day and it was a full flight. I'm like yelling at the before we even take you off I'm yelling at the stewardess. Excuse me. Is there anything like you know, I feel like my legs. They just didn't work in that world. The moment whenever. Someone come on, come on, there's an anti some ways to attack this dude on the shoulder. Who's on the aisle in front of the guy next to me. I say, you know, and I go. All right. I'll make it interesting for 50 bucks. And he has 900 hundred bucks. He has no like the dude in front of say, you want to swap seats? And yes. Yeah, right. I said I came in offering 50 I gotta do I'll give you 50 just cuz that's what I was gonna offer you guys. Don't worry about the 50 so then we swapped? That's fine. I'll say yeah, he was an idiot.
just take it man. Like Enjoy your generous.
Yeah. DP smash when you're on a flight?
Not not that much. Could you your whole flight like I have gone?
Melbourne to San Francisco, at solo Sydney to San Francisco.
Auckland to San Francisco. Now I was so dehydrated.
No day. How did you deliberately do that? It was just
yeah, it was Premium Economy. So I was to two seats. And I was on the windows. And there was plenty of room that could have just walked past the guy right now, but I was like, You know what, like, when I got like, three hours before landing, I was like, Fuck, I don't want to piss now, because I've lifted so long. And so it was sort of was also thought it was a bit of a head fight for the guy next week. Because I think if you're, if you're sitting next to a person, and they don't get up one they could have taken hell.
Yeah. But he might or she might have thought that you got up when they got up. Yeah.
if you don't like it, I mean, when I'm sitting in the plebs section, you know, I'm literally standing over people trying to not wake them. Yeah, I've done for monkey crawls across people. back Yeah.
With the United thing. So the guy is a
so he was then a customer when I was working in the gay bar. And then so he came in, he's like, I didn't know you were to him like he was shot. And he's like, yeah, I'm like, Hey, we should we didn't expect jam. Sorry, I had your business Kelson an email you man. Like didn't want to push too hard on the cell. But I'm like, Hey, I'm flying back. love to have you again. As a stewardess. This isn't cash at the moment, not so many shots. And he's like, give me a call, see what I can do. I sent him an email. And let's get an email back saying he just sent me basically the website.
This is this is retail or whatever into the deals.
Well, we even were at network 10. The other day and we actually heard them good. The reception. Say I'm sorry, I can't give out personal email addresses. But you can email us contact network ten.com. Like
I just said, That's not getting
back to those generic emails.
Plus, you can do so you're trying to send an email to just giving you the domain name
at the hotel downstairs, I saw the sign that says got any feedback. Email the CEO directly CEO at overflow hotels was the domain Mr. Nice hotel to come to you. So you can email him directly. But that's them purposefully trying to go see if I can? Well, it's probably an account that goes directly to the CEO wife that they can look
at it goes to marketing,
Gary van der Chuck, you know, you gave a so he
you're smarter than that. What you just said, What am I supposed no way that that thing is going straight to the
That's going to marketing
and he's my point. He's my backup backup for the fact that it probably I guess
I'll let him get to his backup point. Okay.
Gary van der Chuck. Hey, Brad's back. He was on stage we're watching 3000 people in the room gives you the same email address. And I was like, that's not he's fucking email address. And then Jules land recorded him just doing this pitch to Gary. And Gary says, email this number. Email this email address. exactly same. Yep. He gives out his email address.
But he's that like the equivalent of giving you a p o box? Anyone like Yeah, yes. You
got a pair box show? 22172. Hawthorne? Victoria.
How long you had it for 10 years? Oh,
that's you know, my dad said get into the P o box industry.
Hundred and 50 a year But dad said this is no bullshit. To never get rid of that p o box because there's a demand for them. I don't know theories.
Well, we have a demand. So then it's a Yeah, because if physical space. They cannot they can't unless they're building more your production offices.
I've got that box. Yeah, we have p o box. 400. Abbotsford? Victoria. Yes. 067. Yep. That's a pretty high quality, but he's good. 400 200
Yeah, yeah. Did you ask for the number 400? Oh,
yeah, you got to pick. They have like, whatever numbers were available
to tell you what. Triple J could pick it. They've got the text line or the fucking mobile number. Yeah, cool. I can't How can you remember that? What was the number number 1310 624 1097? With the anchor?
Yep. I didn't tell you that. Seriously.
That was the second morning.
They use the dump button.
Yeah. fucking funny.
Because of what stuff I said step
down dump you guys dump
the dumps got a load up. It's actually like a toilet you know, until when you flush it. It's going to save up energy. You can't flush it immediately after the second time.
Second, so then you go into like as or but
what we saying for that?
No, I had something triple triple my podcast that people call 0406284954
or I can is easy. The Triple J one was Triple J one.
Can you say your numbers? 040628495 4.4906284954.
And you had as soon as you get the 606 the house bit?
Yeah. Why lift it last? Because I was like no actually took and I forgotten it now.
You didn't he already passed on to the next stage.
Yeah, yeah. But people call that this thing with the one of the dudes. I don't know him. He's a bit of an investor in the show. Slash pervert. He is a champagne colour champagne dude. But we did a new thing where he paid me 300 bucks. And we did an A, it's called an ignore session. And so he would call the hotline and he kept wanting to call my personal number my know, bro, he would call the hotline. And all I had to do was stay on the line for 30 minutes. That's it and then at the end of 30 minutes, so fuck off and hang up. Right? And so I some like Yeah, yeah, sure. transfer the money and move will do it. So you know and ignore session and ignore session. So I get the money and I take the
Digi google it is ignore session a thing? I didn't Google it.
Okay. It must be you know, it's all the terminology. So and I did it in like the food court. So I'm in the food court. And I'm like checking in on him like every two minutes on. Hey, bro. You're good? Yep. Then like, seven minutes. Might you still there? Yep. Do you put it on mute sharing, john. I'm filming this whole thing. So I've got it as evidence. If this goes using you got to find I've got my phone and then I'm filming my hotline phone. It's an iPhone three. iPhone three. Where'd you get that? From my Vodafone bondo that was selling him arrow at 400 bucks.
Really? Yeah. Tommy was blown away the other day. Someone at the service station bought a SIM card only two back to backs. Target.
He does it come with calls now? I'm pretty sure it sounds to us. Yeah. But anyway, yeah. So then, after nine minutes again that you still did it? And then he was up.
And then he just hung up? Thought it
was happening? I think you
know, he's definitely something I can like.
97 spice was just like math. A guy didn't like nothing. I don't want to offend you.
But that's what you'd expect.
Have you seen a bunch of these la comedians, models that are putting like these? blurring their feet out? They censoring their feet? So they're not even doing features? It's like they're in their bikini? or they'd like there's a bunch of fun? comedians, females that are blurring their feet? I can't remember but
you might have seen one. What's Whitney when it comes?
To she? Apparently, after her Netflix special there was like a huge increase of sales of sex dolls. Yeah, right happened yet?
Yeah. Another girl that was on Joe Rogan recently as well. She did too. But I've seen it. So not even people that are through that kind of clique. But there was other people take anything below your feet because there's creeps out there.
No, no, absolutely. Because you
like cash as well. Then
hundred percent? No, no. This is no word of a lie. So that guy calls himself Josh. It could be Josh. So we didn't talk for like a month because I told the ignore session storey on my podcast and he was like that was really disrespectful and like, fair enough. And he said never told me we gave them like
an exact what he wanted. He loved it.
Exactly. Finally at the photo, and then he comes back to me saying hey, can I buy you dinner tonight? Because he loves buy me dinner
as in not him physically being there but since he buys you like a fucking
guy, so he sends his card or something. I just always say I'm buying you know, usually I just I am buying it. But like I say it's more expensive than what it is so on. When was it? Last time it was last time? I said transfer 50 bucks. And he transferred the money and I'm just gonna send it foot peak with the food so I had to do that last night. So what did you order? I went got wraps from Seoul origin and Bondi Junction because I got a deal after 4pm they just have like a closing dance I'll every day and they said like Jake spa sell basically. So you've got like, instead of paying $10 which is usually during the day, it's it's one fight to 411 or three for 10? Can you believe it? Or not? Right? Three to 10 I'm always shocked as I go there every day for three for 10. What do you do with the arbitrary I am only one not the happy guy. I like it's a proper buffet. Like you have a good time like you can you can stay good after the not. Yeah, it's good to get wraps. But sometimes you get there and all the good stuffs going on, furious paced off, but you still get involved with trade for 10. You know, betting that there's deals everywhere. It's good, really good food to go there after for. It's weird because there was a new girl working there the other day, and she didn't know about the three for 10. So I'm like
you're educating her.
So I go in there and I go What are the deals? And she goes well, one, two, and three, four. She has six days ago. Just a little bit wrong. It's actually three for 10. You and you. And then she's like, sorry. I'm like, like, she's lucky. I'm crazy. He's a little crazy people in the food court. And let me introduce myself ash VIP. And, look, I know your boss. I know it makes no sense. But it's to protect you know, the boss's name,
Susie, because this is what Tommy was talking to Tommy about with the virgin lounge thing. I felt like I needed more details on processes and people's names. So then I learned the least be able to rattle them enough say the right people. Yeah, say hey, I know that you meant to do X, Y and Zed in the face because of where we're at, you know, but I didn't have that information. So you know, Susie, so that's good. So who I really crush on by the way, and then I just said, you know, it's I'm not gonna tell Susie, I know this between you and me your new The last thing you need is a warning. sign on. Let's just bring it up. And three, but 10 and she's like, I'm speaking in different languages is three to six days. I'm like,
Let's meet in the middle three for four days. And then I said three the third he said three for 14. And I said that's that's fine three for four days. So
I'm going to tell you what the Indian minus
do you handle much? The thing not only things
I believe in electronics. No. No, Christian. I don't know enough about that.
What's the what can we what has wiggle room? hotels? I don't really think have
you can you can say hi. Hey guys, remember Deke Smith? Like this time last year did a whole campaign of call up your hotels? Don't use booking.com.
Yeah, I'm saying but even if you could
call up you do the other day. You called up the place where you and Amy was dying and said hi. And they put in free breakfast?
No, but that was I go to that. So all I did was call them and they told me a deal that wasn't on the internet on these other websites. It was I didn't push it. Okay. Oh, well, that never put but if you went to, you know, one of these big fucking things the Shangri La or something is if they're going to be like, Man, I'm not paying that.
I want this. What about in Vegas? Like it's very common in Vegas to give a like a bit of a tip. And they'll give you a better room rate.
Really, but then you're paying for it.
Nobody knows him but if you're giving a 10 bucks back tip if you're a
20 bucks Hi,
you're Rock Cafe. Like a one of the nice hotel Have you done that before?
The WE casino
the casinos if you're checking in
what my point is? I think the hotel industry is probably one you can find a good deal but bargaining down or maybe like a two night thing, but you're not paying right close shops I reckon you can ask for discount.
Yeah, electronic store
that you're you would go into a fucking just James.
Yeah. Definitely over general pants something What are you gonna say? Oh, he's at the base price. That's what
you're asking is is it on sale or not?
Yes, exactly. Also, that's too long. Just Just say what's the best price best price? It all actually the way is the best price because it's more likes saying I expect better view.
So what is the person then? I mean, if this is the reality of what they can do, hotel can say, look, I could probably give you this right for them, right? They want What are they doing?
Everything's bullshit, isn't it? Well,
the world now. Well, you
know, the BS bullshit is coffee. Yeah,
so I don't think you can haggle for coffee. If you've got only I've only got $3
so expensive for how much it costs right? Yeah, so what you're saying Yes, I did. Did the math
Well no. This is arguably one of my first ever stand up gigs I really do a talk in your 11 at school and I was like a TED talk that five minutes on anything you want and people were doing like you know the Olympics Kiran Perkins and this is boring as fucking snooze fest as like to shit. Like everything boring. And then like, Mr. Vegas is I guess like you You fucking two weeks light. Like, you know, everyone's done. They talk and I'm like, Yeah, yeah, I'll do it tomorrow. So then I wrote like, I didn't realise at the time but I basically wrote like a five minutes stand up spot and I just spoke about little things, you know, from coffee to neighbours, about the bed five to 10 different things, but one of the things was coffee, and how coffee is a ripoff? And I was exposed to that punch line to be loved. I was like this and he listened he coffees coffees are rip off. And then like the only I can laugh I mean, like a big laugh at crab and then and then I say it's fucking bullshit. I get choked us like, I'm not explaining anything that we don't know. But it's always a 10 cents observational
10 cents, so it's 10s 10 cents and Microsoft for five bucks. Yeah, like again. It just popped into my head like, because I was gonna be laughing
You wouldn't drink dairy?
I if I feel like
I've had coffee with you and you drink about three strong lattes.
Just ya know I Kasmin also like between cow's milk and not milk. Yeah,
don't get into your bond. That guy they've got every man milk there.
Yeah, I need to lose weight if I need to trim up on the arm and just stay off fucking milk if you want to lose five kilos
if I want to lose weight, like so. say like, I want to lose about 10 kilos.
Yeah, chunky loses too much.
You've actually lost weight loss
is way too much.
Feel Tommy as well. And then Are you married? That's awesome.
97 can you get
six back you should be
expecting God. Yeah, that's that's a young dude.
be 120 kilos. Everyone except you like
Tommy you would have had that? Yeah, I was a stripper. You never had a six? My trust me How To Get A Six Pack. I would have to feel
Yeah, I'm being at the moment.
I mean, I was respectful. I went for sort of the upper rib, which is I
feel good. Yeah.
I was being poor. Just
But no, no, man. Like, I think if you get over the age of 30 you're going to work a bit harder to look like 97
and so I'm I'm 29 I you
know, it's young
31 just turned 30 odd
3736 37 when she turned 37 much okay, happy birthday. Appreciate that.
In the middle of my birthday,
we're trying to upset and
further away from my
90 sevens got a database of all of the SF Yeah, our guests and he's putting the birthdays and so that we can do some more surprises the light
March 31 it actually means a lot I'm sure you guys know stuff about the human race. But if you remember people's birthdays, it counts for a lot. I broke up with a manager of mine because he didn't remember my birthday. And I know that he remembered one of his other tones because I saw him wish this fucking do it off the bachelor Happy Birthday as I can fucking dog wishing him happy birthday. I don't want to send him a fucking
was like on the same realm of checking. He's looking at your
storey it's the real life version. But not when it's like in your face. Like I just saw the storey
it was spinning with the manager
I thought were pretty close. And sorry
going on the die thing I met peak This is peak weight as in the heaviest I want to take a peek FC Yeah, what's that fat?
My clothing bread. So if I want to if I want to start to lean out I know how horrendous I'm being to my body at the moment we had half a metre of pizza before
us when you say
you guys don't want to fucking bit of a bend as a boys Ben Yeah exactly.
It's been a bender for a little bit doing a seven day week podcast it happens Yep. What if I wanted to lane out real quick what should I do diet wise.
What have we spoken about this?
Just Just do the fucking fasting for two or three weeks
don't just fasting only once once Have you heard this? Can I just exercise scientists only credit the show?
So you told me this no
no but I I've got something completely different. This is outside of the fasting
I can eat salads and no no
get a meal deal. I don't know why you don't have a cold
a large quarter past
the meal the meal companies
Yeah, what about good do you have a connection with good cheer? Good or whatever the fuck the new one is influencing Oh
no. I used to have on with them. The favourite food your favourite food now this pay me for that. Excellent. I had dynamite
Did you which good
Yeah, well the problem was that they their anti diarrhoea.
No no to dynamic
Yeah, the problem was that the suit packs they were frozen and you put him in the microwave and then without unfreeze have tipped over in the suit would go on for the most part
I really just wanted to I want to do on this show you could lose weight eating nothing but you can like what Chris was talking about it we
contacted Nando's about me
know about yourself
he said if Josh aight man only man does nothing
but Nando's for a month. Yeah, lane
you late Of course you will be but you guys are fucking fucking What do you call it goldfish? Remember last summer was in the show you were going to set me up with a Nando's to
bring the shit now? Well, that's why I'm here.
is gonna be a presentation of some Nando's cat. You guys What? You gonna give me a Nando's do?
I think that message? Maybe?
The reason actually the reason? I know why is it? Was it been for them that had the
Is it Ben who's got a car? Yes. That's a great cat.
It's not as good as now those
one way that card is at the moment. Well, what?
Cha Cha grill is that?
Better? Well, there's one in Melbourne now. Is it where there's one in Campbell? new the new the Prospect Hill Road there.
A guy said to me who I don't know. DM he said hey, come and make me a grilled chicken. And we can hang out Mashad. I'm like nice was it just a random and then he goes oh good for me. I'm like mine. I don't know you
be blown up in
play we play like a damn roulette or something sort of foreign hack style you just swap
to read a little bit of it. Okay,
if we got nothing else
Yeah, well, let's let's finish on that. So 97 says putting his mic going to get this is a complete rip of phone hacks the podcast Yeah,
you're not doing it. Back phone x is a terrible terrible podcast if you want to have a career it is that will ruin Teres.
So you get my in stone. That's it.
Yeah. So DMZ slow actually. And so
You can say Josh is fine. Yeah, so sorry for the disrespect tele. Flipboard say that he's doing this thing at the moment where he said what do you want me to call you and I said foot load Tommy foot load which I had
the problem is Josh
does it advise you that you don't have to say please or thank you and you don't get in you get a free fade
so now he's paying for a bill so we pay for parking funding
that's a new thing we do that bill so food and bills but I need to present the tangible bill so he paid for it and finds a fine for me I don't pay for that. What
I love is the 27 requests they rubbish
my grandmother what's the one says my grandmother? I think she's
she's nowhere near
a walking stick but hardly used it I think she thought it was a status symbol.
Yeah, that's what the guys told him a video that I did about a guy yesterday carrying a walking stick. I just said He's a fighter someone content power someone totally counterfeit that
ticking a box.
I've seen all these they're not good. Otherwise.
Yeah, yeah. Like I'm one of those guys who will go through the requests. Do you know what a man is? Kylie go from have never met. That's just a comment.
Regards to you guys. Ride a lot. Is it? How are you going? We never ended up just going to bed.
Who was she talking about?
I don't know. We're gonna catch up. We just didn't.
You literally boring message in there. This is not exciting. You want a good message?
Yeah. All right. Here we go.
James Kelly. Yes. Yes. James Kelly. Kelly grant from
Cash Cab. Yeah.
It was the last show that he hosted.
Anyway, three done. We'll do one more.
This is great. I mean, you've got a blue tick. Did that happen when you were at NOVA?
Now happened about three years ago two years ago my dad called me said Eddie analytic What's going on? He's got quite a few followers, but he is just trying to
doesn't matter anymore.
But what hat What? What's your explanation from someone?
We wrote, Instagram me my manager. And then I just got approved. So I had the email of the Instagram person still got I think so. All right, Lisa, will try that
is the whole bachelor thing that you do.
Yeah. Get out of it now. Is it?
Is it? Is it a way Is it is it a way of
increasing love life opportunities? Because I just look there you having a lot of Bachelor banter with women. Yeah.
It's not about that. I just did it as a bit of a mistake. Just to kind of get some frustration off my chest. You know, when you're watching the TV on your own or something you're yelling at the TV would you
would you be great goggle box Do you think I'll be great would you do it if they offered you
a family or just doesn't he goes yeah, I suppose but I mean, maybe the money's not very good. I'd want to do an uncut erasing. I want to do like a more risque version. What do you think? I know it's all very much. I know. One of them. Is I know, Avi, and I know Angie, okay. Yes. asked. You know, I haven't got like a proper answer, but I've been told the fuck Oh 600 nap. I know. It's not I didn't know I should I'll go get an actual number for you.
If you go and do an appearance on The Today Show. You getting any cash? Very little.
But I do get
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Canada back. I also get a free food. free coffee.
in Canton area. Yeah, but then it's subsidised. So it's like a cheaper fade. Fish. It's still
like the Oscars lounge.
Yeah. And also it's terrible in the but like, I remember once I wouldn't order today. Did you always get like a handshake toasty. And then I for that? No, that's right. I can get my payment basically. So I get them like a you know, the fucking drove like, you know, walking around the joint. And I'm like, like, do the know with your walk? If you like give me the fucking toasty. didn't get the memo. I'm like, No, she goes, are we can I get you to toasted sandwich anymore? Like your budgets been cut? I'm like me as a new person isn't me This is decided. She's like, sorry, there's nothing I can do. So then she she goes, I can get you a veggie model and toast. I'm like, yeah, it's not as good. Get it, though. And then. And then she came back. And then three weeks later, I mentioned it to a girl who was one rung up higher. And she's like, no, that's, that's bullshit. I don't know who that deal was in reply to her. I've been trying to find this other girl. I'm like, jeez, who said that? You're not like, I don't think you know, it was a young girl like a train a? I think she was just trying to do the right thing. But she had you been
up in those occasions? Because like, I think I handled it pretty well. We ended up none of us went in the lounge. So we could have two of us in the lounge. Yeah, we needed three. Yeah. And so we all walked. And when we warmed I think that it was a powerful message. Because the day think because the lady that hosts time was being like, she's being very, very strong mo doing a lot of eye contact.
And you would have been defeated if we pay it because you can also pay 65 bucks, like our entire season.
And then they said we can invoice you for it. I said Do I have to pay the invoice now? It's gonna do
invoices. Yeah, I have to pay now. And then I'm
going to do that.
Because I want any payment.
Right. So anyway, we walked we ended up having ship coffee somewhere else instead.
Yeah, it's worth it if you get to the virgin land early enough. But you need to dress well, as well.
There's people doing all the FIFO stuff. Yeah,
you can get in there like a shot.
Talk Show. I felt that we were all wearing hoodies. And I felt that
if you're worried
if you don't get the AFL they all got like AFL is a partner with Virginia. So what I thought if it's teams got in Yeah, which is another team with uniform going in. And that's what I would literally I said that I might the gronk which like I said, we all have the same hoodie on Yeah, that wasn't it. You know, you should do it on the next merge. You do.
Add a big logo on the top. Now
that is such a good idea. Yeah. What about it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's good. You could do a limited run. I think you'll see. Yeah, it's virgin. Yeah, and then maybe just check like another thing just as a backup point like Tommy to have like a backup brand like it whether it's CHANNEL SEVEN. Yeah. Or big, like
big area letters.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. When you have the option that have the invoice to enough of them told this one you know in the on the trends, and you get caught without a ticket. And I used to do this a lot, especially in Melbourne, and then you get caught by like undercover dudes in there like sober those days. You just be like the best actors in the world. And then what did they do? Well, they just looked like fucking normal people. And I was sitting
I felt like trusted, been broken. I'm sitting next to this lovely woman that kind of caught my mom, looking at the window, smiled. And then all of a sudden, she said, stood up on a to swipe the marquee and they actually touched the marquee onto the scene to check the balance. Yeah, I was just like, fucking heartbroken. Yeah, yeah, no day. We looked at each other.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, man. It's brutal. And they're going to make quarters and stuff each day. So they just like robots, and then like this, like ticket place, and I gave it like, fuck with you. Geez, you guys are good. I haven't got to tell you, I'll be honest. And then they're like, well, you can either pay at now or some cash or you can pay 150 mo Myla to you? And I'm like, Oh, wow. Wow, come moment. Like, yeah, cool. I must have done like five stops. I'm trying to get back to the free zone. So we can live for your end. And then like, I'm still like, so we need an answer. And by this time, that'll all on me, you know, and they'll be like a team of nine. Whole nine was on me. And I'm like, Hey, guys, it was like fucking, you know, the Avengers. And then I'm like, you know what? mail it to me. And then I gave them I'm lucky that my address on my driver's licence is not my address anymore. So I've got like a fake address that I give for bills. Right.
So then someone's living there and getting that
will be a lot of my old going to let it and it still says your name on but also I'd forgotten the address, because I haven't lived there for like 10 years.
So did they ask you
what's your address? Yeah. So this I lived here before I moved to Windsor. It was 52 I think Don Ville Avenue in Hawthorne. Right. So I'm like, I'm like, yo, what's your dress, buddy? And I'm like, 52 I am but it says we're off the train. Everyone's off the train, right? tolling it through yet. Ashley Williams, what's the address? And they like I said, 52. Why? Why are you on the phone? They are.
They're on the phone making sure that I'm not lying.
Wait, so they double check. So they're actually
running, they run checks on the address to match up your driver's licence. So you need the driver's licence to marry up. Right. So then I'm like, 52 i right. And then over here on the phone. Yes. Yep. Yep. Okay.
It's close. These dresses close on like 50 to one and then you guys
look forward to buy it.
Where is it?
With just dude, it goes to the sheriff's
toy place and you got the sheriff's department. He sheriff's is separate. So Sheriff looks after all that stuff. All positive? Yes, yes. Call them. I remember I called the sheriff's department to get out of the parking fun. That was wrong. But I literally wasn't
Why did you contact like it has to get through all the way down to chasing you before that.
Yeah. So though it was like 90 bucks for some parking fine. And I wasn't there. I mean, I was but it wasn't I died grants to file it. And then it's like, you know what? told the sheriff said I call the sheriff and expired and he is no worries, Mr. Williams. You know what? That's on us. Okay. Now, just looking at your account here. How do you want to pay for the remaining 5001? Again, yeah, you're some 5200 do that now or payment plan. I said, payment plan. And then I just never joined back.
The crazy thing they did this, it was randomly across a couple of months. They set up vans, and they said to everyone will 50% discount on your fines. You have to come up to the Van
Gogh. It's like the Oscars.
They did this he was
actually excited right now.
Look it up at 750 percent off
Yes, Victoria Sheriff's Department. It was some kind of Scam School about it. Because they wouldn't get a cashier.
will you come in you pay your fine now you'll get
dubbing in a mafia boss. You know, you're the rat. Yeah, you're ready. You're ready. Ready on yourself. But no, I am. I wouldn't fall for that too. Because that's just a way for them to idea you. And then it's swarm swarm swarm and then you're in trouble.
Maybe you can get your car clamps. That's what the sheriff's department do.
You can't even meet you know, what if you can't claim like you have? No no, no, no. I this here's the thing. Why would you pay for parking? Fine. Can I
answer me that will because so you gotta clean record and so don't know five grand?
Because it's you. But then even it's
a credit score. And
so taking that one step further. If you don't care about your credit score, why would you pay it?
So you don't? Like if you ever want to buy a house?
It would be done by house. Geez want to live? Do you want to start a business? Yeah, but that you can put it in someone else's? None. That's not the thought.
Um, I feel
like technically, I could easily like, declare one to the other. So now I can easily declare I've thought about declaring it Stop bragging.
What if you do declare that I read somewhere? Like,
what the how many debts? Are we talking?
It's not it's not a Yeah, let me know. It's
touchpoint to show me if you've got you wouldn't be able to go bankrupt if if you had superannuation, which Nova would have been paying you super
publicity. But I do want to get that released.
And get super released for a serious podcast relates to money.
If it's hardship, like if it's the difference between going bankrupt and not
let you do that. What's the point of super then supers for savings for your retirement? is a completely different thing. Isn't it? Save it look up? What are the brand new ation? I know bankruptcy stuff because it's interesting. It's five years you can't turn I think? Yeah.
I think it's Aight, I'm pretty sure it's right in the middle.
Even the three even eight years doesn't seem like a great deal. I mean, good job. If, like, if you're not
paying people, like it's not a good feeling to
it. If you're an entertainer, who cares? If I was starting a business? That wouldn't be good for me. If I had a even like a family. That would be really tough to me.
Man if you don't you call you live in a good life.
I respect I mean,
that's barefoot is totally a last resort with a banker. bankruptcy.
Yeah, yeah. What are you stressed about? Like what it would sound like?
I'll probably just rent. I don't want to pay rent.
to it. Did
you say it five by four pay it tomorrow?
And then your food? Is it foods expensive man that adds up
and cook. Why don't you move away from Sydney. Because it's probably cheaper. Brisbane is pretty
joking. I'd rather
not Melvin's to seem
like a Queensland guy could imagine.
I'm guessing crazy. No.
Melbourne you to accountable for where you're at on the life graph, you don't know feel like you just kind of compare yourself to any because all of my other mates here or there in their careers or their life. Sydney is good for me, because I know there's people and I can kind of it's my ally, I suppose, Australia, and then I can go back to Melbourne and enjoy Melbourne for two days. And then I really do want to get a job in the next year. Well, yeah, well get back into it. I mean, ideally, yeah, you know, I'm trying to put the feelers out. All by will say I'm going to capital of I can't say here. I can't say hey, but I'm here. Because you don't wanna show you fucking hand. No, no, you want to find Polycom Yo, yo, yo, the fucking 602 bluffing, but like, No, you are playing or you aren't playing poker? No, I am playing poker at the moment. Right?
show my cards. Have you heard that analogy?
Yeah, we're competing.
I don't know how many people listen to this. Listen to this you never know. Yeah.
You know these deals happening.
There is potential musical chairs. Okay, like the music's really fucking dim but they were playing
like that. I've seen you on a bunch of like radio show like doing bits and pieces or one radio station at least. Oh Nova.
Yeah, yeah, no is my what's it like, as far as natural home? I will say man will say knows, I don't know I've got a few irons in the fire and we'll just we'll know more in the next six to 12 months I feel like it's an interesting time as you guys would know in radio, podcasting digital, there's a lot of fucking shit moving up and down the chain. So I think traditional radio and stuff is it's just it's so different. I usually keep producing good stuff and focus on for me to about the stand ups important for me because then I can kind of use that and then if that's there that I'll always have something to to my my storeys from Allah the podcasts or the podcasts and the stand up kind of married well together. And then the radio that's been a lot easier if you've mastered the other stuff.
Are you doing any tours or anything with the comedy
stuff? I'll be showing spots man it's doing spots. I did a couple the last few nights and I'm doing like a week run in Melbourne just just like 10 minutes here. 10 minutes there. What place mountain? No catfish company
cafe. Yeah, and so on.
catfishing Fitzroy. Scrabble straight they do. Fucking those sandwiches that have made daddy's girl straight.
go hungry. philly cheese steaks, just making me hungry.
need something to drink?
I want to come watch.
know, and then I'm doing a live podcast with Ed Kelly as a guest that will be set at the 21st in Melbourne. So that'll be fun. That's a catfish and then I'm building up for we don't podcast live shows around the country but then I'm building up for my podcast so I stayed up to our which will be the start of next year. So that's what I'm working towards.
It's just taken on.
Breakfast. Yes, I do. Yeah. Melbourne drive on
national drive national.
Sick. It's cried on
of course. It's a great
cause he's actually
just listening on the podcast what is called purple. Easy, has told him I said listen.
Why haven't you put me on your show? He's you have a problem. And he got really awkward. So good to get on audio. I wanted that openness. Perfect.
The ash William show is the podcast. Yep. Yeah, two times a week.
I'll bring it back to try to bring get the Patreon up if you donate
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97 we're doing this. Oh, my goodness you all we can do with you too.
Well, by the way, I'm pretty happy with the boys at the moment. I'm not sure.
What your plans and I said,
General? Yeah, like for you as a person like do you want to be the GM producer? Do you want to be talent? Do you want to? What do you do? You know? Yeah, I mean, you don't have to have an answer that's for sure.
Yeah, no, I think producers probably the way to go. I don't know if I don't know how I don't have the comfortability to. I don't know, if that's what I'm saying. Like talent or anything?
To answer that, or be honest with you. Yeah. You know, you see what you're talking 510 years you could be amazing talent. So you don't close that door. Yeah, just keep doing what you're doing.
I think the ones people who don't want to be talent, but have a unique sense of themselves end up being great talent. Look at other reality stars, not
the one that's what you want. You don't like I remember being in radio, being a digital content producer in fact, an itching to get on air you actually don't want people like that as as employed on the show. People like 97 Yeah, just fucking do it would also be happy not doing
it. Hundred percent hundred percent because then you're given more room to move by the talent. Beast. I know that you're not gonna throw them under the bus. Oh, yeah. There's a bit of vibe in there. Because you're all working for the show.
Yeah. You want to give to people that don't ask.
Little gronk like Josh. Oh, yeah, please. Yeah,
no, that's a real hot.
Yeah. That's why we created this shot.
Yeah, it will. That's it good to go. So that's some advice for anyone who's coming through and they wanting to get into the industry don't get your foot in the door, and asked to be involved as quasi producer or something. Yeah. Hey, you know, I actually want to be a comedian or I want to be the talent. No, don't say that. You need to just tread water for a bit. And when someone asks you, then then you can go You know what, in the future, maybe my dream is that but there's nothing more kind of attractive than gentlemen, someone who might be like, just salivating and just drooling for your job.
And say, yeah, say, and I'm saying it, right.
Which I empathise with it, because I know. That's what we did. And it's that thing of like,
but we had those dreams. And so it's not that you shouldn't have those dreams of being there. But don't
try to do the other thing.
Because those people have earned to be their position to be there, you know, in that?
Yeah. It's interesting. If there's what Yeah, I'm saying there's no you can actually as long as you said to the right people, if there's someone who you trust and they're like, Hey, listen, you know, there might be a mentor to tell them your dreams, telling your hopes but not like telling you've just met Yeah, man, like you go to Tommy run a bit. You know,
Ash, you've gotta go and watch. Hey,
it's already too late. It's too late. You guys always fucking tell you will do 60 minutes. We did like, six hours now.
We only did 25. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's okay. Anyway, that's Williams one, the number one on Instagram if you want to slide into these dams. Absolutely.
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How did you think that? I mean, when we we saw you last time we got a new office and everything I want to
come in next week. I'm not joking. Yeah. We haven't like a meeting.
Yeah. I mean, it's crazy. So because I think that it was summer was bit fucking hot.
Yeah, it was, was a little bit serendipitous. I bumped into the cafe downstairs at our old office. So yeah.
Funny. No, no, no. Honestly, you guys.
Your mixture for me have you instil inspiration and anger?
With love because it's like, Fuck, man. You know, man, you guys are doing it and you're giving you podcast the best chance of success for sure. So 97 your KS
especially, I mean, finding one that lets you dyes hair blonde.
That's a perfect
bleach that for the show.
Yeah, right. There was for diet. Yeah, that you to make up with Joey's candidate so yeah.
I mean, it's it's, it's pretty horrible. He didn't he didn't take the time, right.
Yeah. You buy a puppy.
These the bleaching was a separate thing not relating to each day. Yeah. Um, anyway, if you've enjoyed the show, take a screen grab share it on Instagram tag up. Ash and the daily talk show.
Cheryl. I'll get a call from my mom telling me she loved this episode because she loved the last Margaret.
Now, Joanne. Joanne.
Also, I was so confident. I was like,
I've got this. Your mom's name is Leanne Margaret know who's
Cameron But no, it's Jenny. Jenny. Yeah, she's good chick saying
some reason I thought that your mouth.
I think that your mom's name was Lynn with an a
double in the storey.
Grid Jenny, Jenny and Lee Lynn Linney. Yeah.
So yeah. Yeah. Like Lynn McGrane. JOHN Hemingway. Just on the show, you know, there's a new hominoid podcast. It was just announced today, there's a new podcast, just when we didn't have enough and this is why we we really do need to listen to what's behind the scenes with him and why.
Oh, that'd be interesting character. Um, I guess I don't know. No.
Behind the scenes, but funny.
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