EP 1005
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the daily talk show episode 1005. What's happening guys. What's going on? Can I just say that? Whenever one of us is sick, whether it's telling me all myself. I've never seen you happier. He's dancing in his mind, in the intro, um, to the hallway, through the intro. And I was waiting for you to look at me, but you were just kind of looking elsewhere.
So you had to do the whole thing. Yeah. Can I just say, um, uh, obviously we bring up a lot of things, have a lot of obsessions go to say the, um, the wish that I bought is still going strong. If anyone remembers that I bought a lot of, uh, Special screen cleaner. It's going well, the official Apple screen cleaner.
Yeah. And you're using it for your glasses? Yeah, it works really well. Is it clear it's working? Yeah. It looks pretty clear. Is it frowned upon to rub your glasses with your shirt to clean them? Definitely. Is it? Well, I used to do it, but it scratches them up. Okay. I did think about creating a line of shirts and that actually has built in a little section where you can.
Might be glasses. Oh, with one of those, like, imagine a built-in like, so this sort of fabric microfiber microfiber, that's a great idea. Like underneath your t-shirt. That is a good idea. I actually had a North face jacket that hadn't built in. So it's, I think it's first invented. No, but it was, um, it was hanging off.
So it was like a hook, like a golf town, you know? Um, but I think it's designed for a goggles for snow. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Yeah. Yeah. Cause whenever I borrow someone's glasses to try on. Yeah. And then I rubbed them. My jumpo no, absolutely not. No, you shouldn't do that. I say TJ sometimes rubbing our lenses.
Yeah. I just hope the client has no idea what's going on. He told me that her glasses the other day got pulled on by a toddler. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Her nephew. She was just too happy about that, but she loves him. So she, she allowed it. I mean, you, you don't spend much time on the show. What would you like to talk about?
Uh, golf?
We shouldn't talk about golf. Um, you only get half the show and then Jess is joining us. So yeah. So I'm gonna use all the good stuff. Yeah. I know Jess wanted to speak, wanting to speak about golf. Yes, she did. Um, can we talk about what Olivia brought in? Yeah, absolutely. So, uh, Gronk live, uh, came in on Friday and she's been working on something over the past few months.
It's amazing. George's holding it up. You have to go to the YouTube channel to see this. She has put together this, uh, typography typographical sort of artwork, where she has written every single guest. Yeah. Um, in like different letters. So it's like stencilled so it's not just like a list of names it's like colorful or function, laminated them.
Yep. Funky letters or different sizes, different angles. Do you have a favorite one or this one? This is the front page. The one that says the daily talk show 1000. Yeah. I think it's got all the key players on it. I just love, like, because she spoke about this as sort of her aesthetic, this is something that she, um, was known for doing when she was in school.
Did you have an, an aesthetic or a style? No, I'm not. I'm not a creative guy.
Well, we've just found this out. You know, the creative done as far as like drawing a control. I'm not great at design, like no, a little bit, but drawing in particular, not interested. I'm not good at, it takes too long. Um, and, and even like looking at art, I'm not great at being like, Oh, that's, that's nice. I was a Manet guy.
Thanks for asking. I really, that was my style. Yeah. Couldn't tell you what, what's his style? Yeah. Sort of imagine sort of a blotchy paint looking thing that you'd see in a, um, like a, a Lake or something. Oh yeah. Yeah. But I, I created this, I was working on like a ceramic mug for mother's day topical mother's day is coming up.
Yep. Didn't mean that I put it in the show notes. Um, and uh, I had this sort of blue and yellow Stripe. Situation, almost like, um, the colors of bananas in pajamas. And what I was planning on doing was taking off the tape and revealing this, these beautiful lines. That's clever. Yeah. And I removed them and they all merged together.
And then I ended up like starting again and smudging at all. And the teacher said, Oh, you've done a Manet. And I said, Fuck. Yeah, I have. And that was, yeah. And so that sort of, for a while, that was sort of a style that I would do because I was, you just sort of ruin whatever you're doing, right. Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. See, I'm like, I mean, I only liked CJ Hendry. I think she's probably the only artist I like really just cause you can look at that stuff and be like, that is a good. Picture of a shoe or a bag or a dollar note. And it just looks exactly like what it's meant to look like. It reminded it like deconstructing art.
Well, it reminds me of the Instagram real I saw where it's like, they show a, um, a drawn Coca-Cola and then an actual Coca-Cola and you've got to guess, which is which, okay. Yeah. It's easy because the, the real can wobbles ever so slightly, you can pick up on it. Oh, that's cool. Uh, CJ is actually on tour.
What does that mean? She's in Australia. She's doing a, a show like soon. So it's an, so she's an artist. What's the show it's called . And so she's brought it over. I mean, she based in Australia, she's a New York gal, which isn't living in New York, just come over and she's driving around Australia. Doing her exhibition go to that.
Oh yeah, definitely. Don't when it is though it's within between the 10th and the 20th of May. And I think she just posted a story being like I'm here and you got to drive out and go to wherever it is. You, um, you were looking at her house. Her house, no choice. You were looking at her house on, on Instagram.
Oh yes. Yeah. You're a real celebrity fucker. You just love looking at all the different celebrities I found where van lives, he lives in Carlton. Yeah. Um, so, but, uh, yeah, her house is cool. She bought a mansion in New York city. Don't know if it's New York city, Brooklyn, maybe. Um, and it was like an old. Old lady's house.
And I guess she died and left all her stuff there. Pretty much. Yeah. So it's just like rummaging through old, like dolls and random stuff. You've looked at a few houses lately, any deceased, one of them actually, I'm pretty sure a lady died in it because it just had that vibe. And it was like, really you'd have to rip the whole thing up.
It's stunk of dampness. It smelled like a dead body. Yeah. Yeah. And it was like, yeah, it was insane. I reckon the lady in the all guy, if it just, for some reason, I just assumed it was a lady. Um, I feel like they would have died. Yeah. It was it definitely an old person's house. It had like the old person shower.
What does that mean? Like a site S yeah. Um, I was, I was driving past a house that was open for inspection just on punt road yesterday. Saara couple look out the front, like walked up, looked out the front, did sort of a face like, Oh, this is not good. And walked off. Okay. Um, have you had any of those cases, like where you haven't even entered the house now?
We've gone in every house, but yeah, definitely. It is a pretty funny position to be in when you like semi serious about buying a house. So you can actually be like, not interested, but then like it, or what's wrong with it. Oh, just, you know, it, doesn't just looking for more this or this when they call you, like, Hey man, you still, you still not keen on the hell mate.
I don't want your house. All right. We'll let you know if anything comes up. So how do they know? Have you shown that you're pre-approved or something like, why did they take you more seriously? I don't know. I think they're just slimeballs. Is it the same sort of thing as walking down, Victoria, Australia, you just, you sort of walk into every inspection, like you've got a gun.
Yeah. Yeah. You're walking. Like you've got a million dollars in your pocket, which I don't, um, But yeah, no, it's been good, fun looking for houses. Um, and any, like when you go to an inspection, how many different people are in there at a given time? Uh, some of them, I think this is a tactic. They put the price down low on online.
You're like, Oh, it's only this much. And then you get there and you're like, okay, definitely going to go for way more than this. And they brought in like double the amount of people. And so it's like crowded. So some of them. Yeah. Some of them are pretty busy. Um, they've all been fairly busy. Like maybe, maybe more than, yeah.
More than 10 people. Does the real estate agent speak to every time? Uh, not really like, yeah. W we ask questions like we've, we've learned which questions are, what are the good, what are the good questions? And I guess one, yep. Uh, termites. No, that's a good one. I like that, but I mean, they're not going to say yes.
Well, they shouldn't today. I think I should be honest. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And like, um, what's your biggest challenge with this house? I don't know. I haven't asked them. What do you ask body court fees, mate. What are we talking for? Body Corp. Is they go, Oh yeah. It's that? Well, actually, Nobody caught face for this one.
It's a fucking house to house or that guy. Oh, it's only $2,600 a year. And you go, mate, that's fucking ridiculous too much, but it's pretty big, big land on not really. And so what does that get you? What asking buddy? No, when you pay the body corporate. So like the center already cameras. Yeah. Shared land. I think you got to pay body Corp fees, shared driveway.
But I don't know what they do. Sorry to anybody caught people out there, but we're definitely on the board or whatever it is. Yeah. I know. Well that, yeah, I would do that if there was only like three or four houses sharing. Well, so a friend of mine just, she started the new job and she was telling me that she had to leave early on Friday because there was a buddy cop meeting and once a year, If less than 50% of all the owners rock up to this meeting, then the body Corp can make all the decisions.
So she had to rock up to that meeting just to make sure that they, because otherwise I can just do whatever they want. Yeah. I don't know what, like the house that I'm in now, the body court rules are ridiculous. Like what? Well, can't put anything on the roof. Can't can't attach anything to the outside of the house.
What does that on the roof thing? What does that mean? Or so about a year ago, I tried to get a dish on the roof to get my internet speeds on didn't it didn't let me, um, they said, no, you can't hang anything on the roof. You can't it's like, it looks bad. I'm like, mate, it's three stories. Two chimneys. Yeah, it can't put screen doors on, which seems like they're in cahoots with a bit abusive.
Yeah, can't do that. Um, There's just so many things and like, Y yeah. So yeah, I would, if there was only like three townhouses and I was one of the owners, I would, I would be on there or I can, yeah, I'd hate to go to the meetings, but you just, your eyes have been out. Cause you've been a rental guy now that you're getting closer to a homeowner vibe.
What else? How, how has your mind changed? I don't know, just looking at it. Like I could imagine you're all of a sudden look at better furniture. Oh, because you're not like, cause normally the idea is just fucking buy Ika shit and leave it there. You know, I was looking up couches the other day, which film a bit old.
I mean, we haven't even gotten a house yet, so, but you do, you're getting close. I mean, you just got to know, what do you think about money just becomes this something completely different. Like when you're dealing with such large amounts of money, like when you're going to be in debt to the bank, Buddy half a mil is like, what's it?
Well, no, but I hope and time, like, I feel like anyone that's buying a house, you get a more sort of in tune with, um, discretion, discretionary spending. So for instance, like, um, Uber eats. Normally it was only ever Tommy jacket. It was like, how much did that rides cost you? But now that you're on the market, I think that you're more sort of in tune with make $27.
That's fucking ridiculous. You could buy a, you could put that towards a, um, a pot plant. Yeah. True. Yeah. I mean, I'm still. Pretty loose. Pretty low. Yeah. Not, not crazy loose, but fairly. So you had to give like a mortgage broker or something like your statements. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All good. Um, you just, that bit did feel weird cause like what they asked for is basically they send you this link and you go in, you put your, your bank username in or your number and then your password, and then it just comes up with your balance and you just go submit.
I think it gets a bit weird, just sending them like all my details anyway, did that. That was all good. Um, and what else? It's been pretty easy process. Really? We use, uh, innovate. Yeah, the guys from the numbers game podcast. Really good. Justin. He's a great guy. Good banter. Yeah. Yeah, really good. Just what did we talk about?
This businessman, which is all business. No real small town. Any spreadsheets? Yeah. He said a few spreadsheets send some spreadsheets. They, um, yeah. Dad sent some spreadsheets as well. I'm like, they've been actuary, actuary, they're back and forth. Oh, been chatting. So he'd be like, yeah. Justice. Nice guy. I've been chatting to him a few times over the weekend, like, Oh Jesus.
Yeah. Isn't it funny? How, like you were talking about this. When your parents become mates with sort of your clients really felt like asking, you know, to have a sleep over at your friend's house. Because having like. Yeah. Just like, Oh, can I talk to your dad? Like, yeah, sure. So then I give dad a call, but Hey, Justin wants to talk to you, but okay.
That's cool. Send Justin his number and then they start chatting. It feels a bit weird. Yeah. It's almost like, do you want to set up like a WhatsApp group so you can both chat? Yeah, but it's been good. Um, next steps from here we get, hopefully we get Alec pre-approval in the next week. How much are you thinking about landscaping?
Well, Not too much. I mean, we just want a little courtyard for a dog cat. Yeah. Just something that's a bit private. So not you just not saying what everyone says. What's that like, everyone wants to call you like a little boy. Yeah. That's a bit private. Isn't that like stand it. Yeah. Well, because I can't like at the moment the townhouse I'm living in there's, um, there's no real private courtyard.
Like it's you had a little balcony and that's it. What would you use the courtyard for? Just. Kettlebell swing. I don't know, clothesline, that sounds, what do you do with your clothes at the moment? Uh, on the clothes horse, that's nothing embarrassing about that. And I do that and I, but it was one of those things where, when we got our house, that was a big issue clouds, and then you just get used to it.
Well, I guess the shed. Space it's annoying. Yeah. It was more just like, couldn't believe that there was no close line argued about it. And then two weeks later, you just used to new argued with the property. Managers wanted to get rig one up where. Yeah. They wouldn't even let you do point to point internet.
No way you can put it. Yeah. So now, before Jess jumps in anything else you want to say or, uh, uh, your mom coming? Oh yeah. Coming down this weekend for mother's day Easter. I was gonna say Easter. Yeah. Um, might bring her in at some point. That'd be, I'd love that. Yeah. Say hi. Um, so that's exciting. What is that?
Any mum news. No, no. Mommy's seen any celebrities in barn? No. No. Um, don't think so. What's a best-selling book at the moment until you could not tell you I'm excited. I mean, you've just taken this time to, I didn't ask you about your house at all. And that's all you're smoking . I think people would be really interested in that.
Well, handing over to the next house, inspect, Jess has been looking for a house for much longer than me, so I'm a newb. Yeah. But, um, well, thanks for coming. Thanks for having me. Uh, Tommy get Wellstone. JB is loving it. Jesse, you can come over. You're gonna have to feel okay. Talking while she walks over. Um, he will buy as much time as he can.
Uh, just as probably laptop. Hello. Hi. Uh, you probably need to just bring your, um, your, your head rooms a little bit. You can look, you can bring it up a little bit. You can go up a bit. If you wanted to. Uh, you've got your laptop. Have you always been fine within meetings? People using laptops. Okay. Some people are really funny with it.
It's the way of the future. Yeah, no, but, um, you know, they're talking about the way of the future. You want to stay, um, doco and crypto 60 minutes. I was going to say, no, I didn't. I just watched 60 minutes last night and it didn't tell me. Do you watch 60 minutes every night? Every Sunday, most Sundays. Yeah.
It's kind of like a, my last minute thing on the Sunday night ritual before going to bed. You didn't learn anything about crypto? I was in and out last night, I jumped in the shower halfway through it, came back and saw the NFT bit. And then, yeah, I wasn't really paying attention. Cause the thing is I have to put out with it from ULA during the week.
Yeah. Um, on the shower thing, I watched a video, a guy named Johnny Harris. He's got a YouTube channel. Hasn't washed his hair for five years. What would you ever consider? So apparently the way that he explained it. Because it's like the shampoo it's stripping out your oils. Yeah. Then you put in Silicon, which is the conditioner, which sticks to it.
And then you hit, but you have, the Royals are gone. What's that?
Hm. You know, sometimes we have the stick for the show stick. Yeah. That's how you said it, then it sticks to you. Sorry. You dumb. It sticks to your hair. Yeah. And, um, and then you, but then you get more oil and it sort of, and so I feel like that's been happening with me lately. I've been washing my hands nearly every day.
That's no good. No good. No, I don't do that because of that reason. So how often are you washing your hair? Twice a week and sometimes I'll, uh, not wash it, not with shampoo, I'll just wet it. And so that the water kind of gets rid of it. If I go to boxing in the morning and it's sweaty, um, and then just conditioning.
I guess that makes sense. Bray actually said to me, the reason why she hasn't gone to the hairdresser is because her specific hairdresser does before and after videos. And she can't be fucked dealing with the, like you two are the most precious people when it comes to getting your hair done. I mean, I haven't had mine yet.
It's really is Brie even said, she's like, Oh, you should treat yourself. On Sunday and get your haircut, which is like a real sort of, it's not even a backhand compliment. What, what would you call it? She knows that that's not treating myself. I fucking hate getting my hair done. So it's the closest thing she can get to saying panic attack for me.
I know it seriously. So I've um, yeah, the whole haircut thing. Yeah, I dislike it as well. Cause they're always like, you need to take this much off and that's a lot in my hair too. Even mind, like it has nothing to do with what the future aesthetic of my hair is and everything to do with just, yeah. Yeah, exactly.
But also they'll ask, do I want to be here or do I want this? Yeah. And why do I eat? You don't drink? What if they asked you for a gene, Jim? No, I don't even think like. The weakness is that, um, when it becomes like getting a drink and all that sort of thing, I'm curious about the, the financials, how it's all working, how much of it is if I get a drink, how much is the haircut?
How much is the drink? Do you have to pay for it or no, you don't have to pay for a boat. I just find that like, so everything has, if you're getting a, um, You know, a drink or whatever, that's gotta to be baked into the price. Right? Yeah. And that's why I lap it up. I'll take the champagne. Please make that too.
We haven't spoken since you went to Queensland and you went on a flight. Yeah. How was, how was the flight? Oh, it's all the way over. Yeah. Um, the lady that I was sat next, I was on the window and then the lady in the middle. She was so mad that I had to like, get her to get up, to get into my seat for one.
And then throughout the flight, it was a night flight. So they dimmed the cabin lights and she had her torch on her phone. And I was like, why does she keep moving this torture? And it's so annoying. Look over. She's fully plucking her eyebrows. Okay. Yeah. That's not good. I'm just watching your eyebrows.
Okay. How long cause of weirdness with plucking your eyebrows? I feel like. I only have like three hairs that I normally pluck. Like, as in you just get the big ones, right? Or is she like, at that point? Do you know what I mean? No, she's shaping them at this point. Well, I mean, if you look at mine, obviously if I let them grow, they'd probably go down towards my Oh my goodness.
All the way through my, yeah. But more, more like it they're shaped right. Yours. Aren't yours or natural. But I actually like mine. Like, do you have, do you have many friends who don't shave their eyebrows have any that don't do that? No, everyone's got pretty, pretty looking at breasts. Okay. Well that's what my point, like I think that you don't have to do that to have good looking eyebrows.
It. Would I look funny? Do you think if I shaped mine. Yeah, please. Don't do that a lot about manscaping, but sure. Suits guys.
Yeah. Um, do we even get paid for, um, yeah, no girls, I love a nice classic shape, but if I had Cara Delevigne eyebrows, I'd be stoked with them as well. A model. Do you know about Emma Chamberlain? Is that the lady that the baby got stolen in Oh nine? I don't think so. Uh, I hope I got it right. Emma Chamberlain.
She's like the new Casey Neistat. I don't even know. Oh my God. Is that how you've been the whole time? Just looking at the headroom. If I couldn't see myself, cause it was something on the screen. Oh really? Oh my God. Is that even usable, George? Sorry. Emma. Chamberlain is like a YouTuber. Anyway, I've been loving her stuff.
I listened to an hour of her talking in our podcast, um, yesterday. Yep. Dieting advice. Yeah. And just like really good. He got anything for me. Yeah. What can I tell you? Because you know that I'm off hinge now. Yeah. Perfect. And Instagram. Yeah. It's only been four hours. I must admit that I have gotten onto my phone to Safari and it's gone.
Okay. I actually disabled the account as well. What do you mean disabled to temporary temporarily your Instagram? This is so I wouldn't even be able to tag you in something. No, really? Yeah. This is huge. This is serious. There's some trauma going on. What's why have you done this? Just I'm I'm it's hard to, it's hard to say what it is, but I don't know.
I've just can't deal with people at the moment. I don't deal with people's bullshit. I don't want to see our people. I don't think so. Um, it's mostly the guy situation as well. Like they're so annoying. That's not really Instagram, I suppose, but I mean, I told you I got off and this morning, cause you were sick of people, but also because I was with my pop on Saturday and I found myself on Instagram and I was so mad at myself because time is precious with those people and.
Yeah. I just want to spend my time wisely. Okay. Did pop know you're on Instagram? No. Where did he think you were doing? Um, I don't know. I was, so the thing is I was on Instagram. He'd gone off to go to the toilet. I was waiting for coffees and then he sat down. I was still kind of like fiddling when he got it's like, what am I doing?
Yeah. I definitely think about how much I've loved books and like it's funny all the different. Phases. Yeah, you should get back into books. Why raid? Hello? Yeah. And I'm back into my iPad in. Oh, that's good. So you bought an iPad pro and you've got, um, a pencil in your drawer? Yeah. Yeah. Not very good, but it's still creative and cause I don't really like, I've watched 60 minutes, but I don't really watch TV.
Like I don't follow shows. I can't get into TV series unless like, I don't know that it's like another version of gossip girl. I'm surprised that you're saying under TV person, I feel like you're sort of lying or not. I'm not accusing you of lying there, but just before, when I talked about a Netflix series, that's true.
Well, no, you said about the TV thing you, um, I was telling George about a Netflix show and you said, what channel is it on? That sounds like someone who watches safe. You know what I mean? What channel is that on? Is like a question from 2003. What channels. What, um, services have you got at the moment?
Netflix? I've got Netflix. So my family and I share Netflix and Stan and I also have binge because I like watching, keeping up with the Kardashians. Yeah. Also Bree Bree one here, this cause she doesn't listen to the show, which is a whole nother thing. It's her birthday on the 12th of May. And um, I was thinking I really want so Shahs of sunset.
Yeah. I love. Love it to reality show on beans. It's a Bravo show. And I was thinking, I'm going to get razor one of the guys to do a birthday message. And in true Tommy jacket style, I thought maybe I could, uh, one contact cameo and say, Hey, you want to do a bit on the show where I get my girlfriend, cause at $199, which is a lot for a joke.
Um, and so I was like, Oh, maybe I could like, pretend. Well, not pretend I could just say hi, like I'll mention cameo and I'll play it through and I'll surprise brain, maybe on the show or something. Um, but then I had another idea. It's like, Oh, well, what about if we just got reservoirs guest that might be easier get like, cause I would love to interview reser anyway, get him on the show.
And then I can say, Oh, it's my girlfriend's birthday. And then we've got more time for banter and it's. And the other thing too is I feel like it's, I don't like when they say, huh, I'm just doing this cameo. Like when they say it to cameo. I understand that that's the whole bit, I don't think they have to, but, um, yeah.
Sorry. But then, so then where I went with it was, I was like, okay. So are the favorite one by far is one 99, but then there's a guy who, um, NEMA who Bri doesn't like that much. And he's 50. So I thought maybe the joke would be just as funny if I got namer, the one probably likes less and it's more like ha ha inside joke.
Yeah. I mean, it's hard to say she's only 31, so it doesn't really maybe the $50. Really? What, what do you think? What should a boyfriend spend? Uh, for a 31st birthday, I have no idea. I have no concept of this anymore. You guys, it's weird to think about like you being in a relationship, but he won't get extra birthday presents extra Christmas, present.
You get more presence than I do. Is that true? Yeah. Basil got you. A candle. He didn't get my shit. I feel like single year he was standing mat that no, he got, uh, serves a standing mat and then also got me a book and got me a t-shirt. Yeah. Well, the candle is really nice. It's always gone really through the whole thing.
What are you doing? You're pulling something out of your eye. Just got an eyelash in my eye. Um, yeah. And I'm about a quarter of the way through, cause I've just burnt it and so. When it comes to like, get it, cause, sorry, I don't know if I already told you this, but, um, Bree and I were talking on the weekend and I said, ah, I've already, um, I know what I'm getting for your birthday.
And she said, if it's golf clubs don't and I was pissed off because she ruined predictable, but I think that a pre predictable can be good. And so the thing is that I think that she would. Actually really, um, so think about this. How romantic is this? The reason why I want Brady to get into golf he's because I couldn't think of doing it with anyone else mall, sorry, George, do anything.
That's like, like the idea of like, so for some people it's like, ah, I want to start golf to get away with the, get, get away from the fucking hobby or the miso or whatever. But what I'm saying is I'm like, you know what, I'm really into this thing. And if you're into it too, we can like travel the world and go to different golf courses.
Isn't that romantic it'd be romantic. If she said I'm really into golf and I want to pursue it, I can't control that. I can only control mine. Yeah. And so that makes sense. If you were to do what you've just said, not as her birthday present, but for her birthday, you need to do something that she wants and get her something that she wants.
You did this for her birthday last year. What happened last year that you got to, and it was a. The prison for yourself? No, it was vividly. I can't remember what it was. We're going to have to go back through the archives, work it out, but it was either Christmas or her birthday. I swear. Yeah. What was it? I was going to get it.
Was it? Yeah, I got a collage thing. A photo collage, the office thing, but yeah, there was something else. I can't, it wasn't a bowling ball for those people playing at home. That's a Simpson's reference. Um, So the brace said, this is like the situation all over again. So when we were 19, uh, for her birthday, I bought her a DS, but I D I didn't even play the DS, did like a Nintendo DS.
Right. Um, but I was, I've always been disorganized with gifts. And it was 8:00 PM. And the only thing that was open was JB. And so, and so I was like, what could I get it? And she talked about like Mario kart or whatever, or Mario brothers and loving the day. Yes. And so I got her a, um, a S wow. But I mean, what would you, what are some thoughtful things?
What would you like for your 31st birthday? It's so hard because I buy everything that I want, what I want house and the dog. Okay. So would you be happy with someone buying your dog? No. To not buy me a dog? No, that's so personal. Okay. Yeah. I girl that I know from Bendigo, her partner bought her a dog, but surprised her she's fuming.
Absolutely fuming, because the thing is it's like you've got to choose the one that you want. You know the sex, you want to go pick it up together? Like that's the whole experience and then take it. It's almost like, um, quite invasive, isn't it? Yeah. At my manager and how that stuff works when you're in a long-term relationship.
But I would be like, yeah, I would not be happy. Just like, okay. Yeah. What you could do though is say. If you want to buy a dog for Bree, hypothetically, you could just give her cash or gift voucher for walking. The dog dogs are us both money. Yeah. It's interesting. You were saying that, um, uh, companies closing down and so you've, you had a voucher with them and so they're just giving you the cash.
Yeah, they've given. So they're a franchise, the one in Bendigo closed down because this time, last year when I was living there, I bought a voucher there, um, to use. And, uh, I just, didn't never got around to, and every time I go back, I forget to book it. It's too late. And so I went to do it for this weekend, just gone and they've closed down and, um, and so I've emailed them and they've said, yeah, we've closed.
So we'll give you the voucher or the money back. Oh, that's good. Yeah. That's lucky. So I have about $400 stuck in, uh, an online, um, it's like artwork and things like that. Society, I wish. Um, have you heard of society? Is this like, um, where you can get things printed and framed? Well, I think I've heard Michelins are talking about this.
They love it. Yeah. Yeah. So I've got, so all the prints that you would have seen the prints in my bag. Yeah. I love the Saturday seeks, but I got. A lot of money there and I'm not gonna be able to spend at all. Uh, and yeah, so I need to sort that out before my birthday, because I think that could expire as well.
So what are you going to get with it? Um, I really want to wait until I got the new house so that I could buy things for that house, but I think I might just need to, they, you know, they're quite nice and tight and rolled up, so. I'll just have to project what I want. Have you, um, you were listening to George before talking about the house stuff.
Do you ask about buddy cop? Yeah. Well, I mean, they usually come on the little, you get a flyer or a piece of paper, generally. They're just laid out on the table. You pick them up and you can see what all the costs are involved with. It what's the biggest body corporate for you of saying, um, they're all fairly similar to be honest, many of them have a doorman.
Um, no, I don't want to hire us. I want like a nice, like, I'm not opposed to having apartment. Obviously my dad is, my dad wants to, um, and I'm going hard with my dad. Um, but I want a cute little art deco, you know, one of five or one of, you know, six blocks or something. So no often they don't have buying a house.
Sounds stressful. I'm not stressed. I'm good. A long time. And you have to, there's so much like, yeah, I don't have patients like so Bree and I, whenever we've rented somewhere, it's always been the first place because I get over it annoys the fuck out of break. Cause I might, this is perfect. Like these teachers, none of the boxes, like it's fine.
Let's go like, let's move this shit. And like, cause I just can't like the, um, Last time. I remember when we moved, we even like bumped into people and that's, Oh, are you looking at his place? Like, it's just like really annoying, like competitive thing, which I fucking hate. And then there's the other one where it's like with rentals where like, Oh, this is furnished.
It's like, okay, well, we don't really need furniture, but don't you get excited for having like a blank space that you can decorate? Well, no, because of rental, you can't do shit. And you can get where you started. So this is the thing brain I have never, we haven't put shit up on a wall. I think we did once like a one 3m hook, but, um, yeah, but no, I just don't like, I think that that is the advantage of, um, buying somewhere.
Yeah. Is being able to do that stuff, like being able to like actually get Ethan. It installed actually we have real day run ideas of decorating, but just having it fully. I can't wait until I buy a house and then you can come over. And from a digital perspective, digital perspective, you can really pimp my ride.
Oh, it would be like, you could definitely. What would you do? I think that it comes down to it, like before you put in an offer, make sure that it's well connected. Well, Alwood where I want to move bad internet so bad that you could look at like lightning broadband, like a point to point solution. Yeah. But what I'm also really wanting in my new house is surround sound.
That's the most Bendigo thing I've ever done. Surround sound surround sound is so like surround sound. Just reminds me of my dad playing in Eagles, Dave, a day when people came over for a surround sound, dad. The fucking David in stereo. It wasn't even using any of the back speakers. Yeah. Okay. So what I want maybe surround sound.
You're not getting the full picture here. I want speakers in every room. So in, in our Bendigo house, we have speakers in every room. We can connect our, no, it's not so nice. This is like before Sonos, it's a really old industry. Discussing. Um, and so you can connect all the speakers so you can have them all playing at the one time, if you want it to, um, or you can isolate it to different rooms.
And so that's what I want in the new play. So at your parents' place, does it connect with like Spotify or Apple music or does it mean really? It's just using like a CD stacker or something it's got like this big black box in our room. Yeah. Um, and so, cause I have a, uh, like a Youi boom thing that I just carry around, which is not actually a Youi boom.
What is it like when you, I remember you said I'll bring a Youi boom to our services 21st birthday and whoever, maybe it was George's. Whoever said they'll bring a Youi boom. It was some off-brand speaker or something. Now it wasn't definitely wasn't post. Well, it was, it's a UAV room. It's a little bowl thing that actually has very good sound.
But, um, yeah. Anyway, that's what I want. I want my TV mounted on a wall. I don't want any of this Stan stuff. I don't want cords anywhere. Good internet. Yeah. The Ethan ed thing would be helpful just for doing some of this stuff. Like I think you want to mesh network, um, you know, so that you've got really great internet throughout the house.
Um, And what's the other things that you really need. Uh, I mean, making it smart, being able to control your lines, I think is great. Like being able to like set the mood. Yeah. Conditioning. Conditioning's really nice to, I want to control it. It's good. Do you have access to it? Yeah. Yeah. That's a whole nother story.
Isn't it? Yeah. You're looking at it for a garage. I need car space, for sure. I don't really care about the shed. Yeah. You call it a shed. Yeah. Yeah. It's a garage. Um, yeah. Interesting. It's um, I just need an actual area. That's just the George thin. Yeah. Everyone says this though. That's what I'm saying. I just need enough space.
You wouldn't buy a house if it didn't have it. There's lots of people like all the houses that you look at and that they don't have, like they're owned by someone. So people do buy them. Trying to find out the right suburb is hard. I was even just like fucking around last night and being like, Oh, I should just, just looking here.
Right. Getting the, I was just like, this is like, this is like looking around and it's like, Oh, we're the biggest? And I'm just like, no, I just, all of my money into Bitcoin and I don't want any debt. No, well, no. I just think that there's, um, Everyone's got a house. So what houses, a great whatever, but I know, I just think I like I'm bringing, I like flexibility, like being able to do stuff.
So, but the thing is with like, because there's less travel, it's definitely more appealing now because like previously you'd be able to be like, Oh, you know what I really did for a long time, I thought I was going to become a nomad. I still could become a nomad. Just sort of like moving around. Oh, where's Josh.
Where would you move? Whereas if you could get on a plane right now and work anywhere, where would you go?
Stanley Tasmania? Are you fucking kidding? No, some were so somewhere quite cold. Uh, that's in the, like a cliff cliff, Tom. Don't worry guys. I'm all good. But a cliff that's like from a, you know, like the wind and the water and the ocean, just so, so like, like I love areas. So I've been watching this chick on YouTube.
She's great. No, no, no, no. Emma, this is another one and she, um, lives in the woods. Yeah, she's a bit fucking crazy, but in a good way, like she runs out every day and screams, like she does it for like making herself feel good, but she makes her own shampoo and shit. And, um, I feel like that's very appealing.
Like imagine like making a little fire and it being like cold and also like, think about it. Isn't filled with silica. Exactly. It's using all natural stuff, but she like, um, Uh, over the weekend. I w I was watching, she made, um, rhubarb slice, you know, I grew up Bri doesn't like rhubarb, though. It was really interesting.
Spray was telling me to have a slice, have a hazelnut one, or like a cheeky, but rude. I'm still sweet. Yeah. Yeah, but that's just like having cake and having like a Mandarin cake or something like that, you know, like Mandarin, Mandarin tights. I, if I'm going to eat cake, I want like a lemon tart or like a, but what is the difference between a Mandarin and a lemon?
A lot a Mandarin is like an orange and lemon. It's like, is this dusty buoy? No, I did. I do like it. Have you ever had a pecan pie? Oh my God. I love pecan pie. Dried on that pumpkin pie. I think I probably have why you didn't answer my question? Where would I live? Yeah, no, seriously. It would be somewhere so he's, he's the boxes needs to be near mountains.
He needs to have really good internet. It needs to have big windows. It needs to have, uh, I would preferably like to walk. Uh, around my property and that's enough walking for the day. That's how big it's going to be. And, um, that seems achievable and yeah, it is, it's really a change I will. Um, but then the great thing is this is why I want it to get to, but we need to work the business up to it.
Wouldn't it be great if I was like some way in this right. Like greenery, foresty area, and then everyone just comes around, like on a Friday night we have a big fire and wait, like. It's almost like I would love to have an air Bain Bay. That's not an Airbnb. It's just for, for mates. It's go to holiday home.
Yeah. No, but I live there as well. Yeah. So I live there. It's got a few rooms. I don't know if you were around at this point, but I, there was a time where I wanted to, um, let's do love to do this. You'll arrive. Hi, welcome Jess. This is your bedroom here and you've got a book laid out. No, no, no. So there's. An iPad.
There's an iPad and you get to pick what book I remember you saying you were going to select, so I've done that. I've definitely done that, but the other option is it's like, you know what, if you're not happy with the book that I've selected, here's my library. Yeah. There's a whole library. But then also, even though I'm not much, like I've sort of gone off booze, I'm just like, What you, what is it?
I mean, I don't mean to call you out, but you literally said on the week you had to do, Oh, I had a gym. Yeah. Yeah. But it's just like, I'm not like a boot, like, I'm not like, ah, I need this, but also I also thought about like, cause I was talking last year about getting one seller. Yeah. We'll see. That's what I was thinking.
There could be something nice, but maybe even just so if I become the wine guy, Maybe there's enough people in my life that buy me the wine. So for instance, if you can't came round and it's like, you just bring a bottle and that's just the standard. And so that's how it's sort of a drink, but that's the whole thing.
So it's like, it sort of cancels each other out. So it's like you bring the wine and, and so it can be because the thing is that, like, if you were to pay to stay at our place at this Airbnb, it'd be like 300 nights. So you're like, you know what, if I pay 70 bucks for a wine and I get to hang out with Josh and pray.
And they've got a library and there's a fireplace and, you know yeah. This easy parking because it's my driveway. It's great. And so, and the fun thing is it's like, you know what, like, uh, because it's so nice, you wake up early because the light comes in and then it's like, Oh, what can I smell? And I'm fucking on the barbecue, making bacon and egg sandwiches.
I thought you were going to say, what did we have for dinner the other night? Oh, give me that. Don't say Kafka, Kafka, governor. Um, yeah, it could be though. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe some cashing bottom June, which is sort of like an egg plantation. Yeah. That'd be great. But say doesn't that sound fun? Yeah. And the iPad.
I can just imagine you sitting there at night, just like updating you Weinman library. I could even imagine, you know what? Fuck the iPad. I can imagine having a printer and getting some nice paper and actually printing off. The menu, like, so everyone gets like, I would like, I love hosting and that, cause y'all going to turn into a grainy.
If you chill any mountain, what does that mean? Hanging out with nothing. I'm just saying you're going to appreciate the trees more. And so, you know, that's a good point, but no, I do like, I mean, I think everyone wants that lifestyle now. Yeah. So it would be, but then I look at say places like Yarra bend.
Like there are some areas, you know, Melbourne that has, that has a bit of that vibe. Yeah. Yeah. Potentially. That's what I'm sort of looking at, like Fairfield or something. Yeah. Anyway. All right. Well, a good chat. It's a daily talk show. Anything else you want to say? Oh no, that's all good. I'll get better.
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