#774 – Kicked Out Of A Cafe/
- June 28, 2020
Tommy got kicked out of a cafe, the QR code nightmare at the pub, weird history, post pandemic travel and much more!
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we discuss:
– It’s cold in Melbourne
– Tommy’s Sunday coffee ritual
– Tommy got kicked out of the cafe
– QR codes at the pub
– Potato delivery disaster
– KFC is back
– What has happened with charcoal chicken?
– Life statistics and how many Saturdays we have left
– Weird History
– The kings’ disease, Gout
– Ghosting your personal trainer
– Leaving food on your plate
– No salad with Josh’s parma
– Banning vape importing
– Starting to smoke when you’re over 30
– Fines for using your phone in the car
– The latest COVID stats
– A $3,000 Jetstar credit
– Frequent flyers and status
– Travelling post pandemic
– Having your temperature checked at MECCA
– Master Sommelier
– Sniffing wine during the pandemic
– The Wednesday announcement
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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 774 Happy Sunday.
It's waking Banta it's happening guys.
What's going on? very chilly here in Melbourne near the
sun is out though. It's very foggy this morning. I went out for a little coffee by myself. We're doing this awesome place in this temple Stowe had to drive. Yeah, I drive to it. They they they know my coffee order. They love Bodie. I take in there. It's become a bit of a ritual last two weekends. Saturday mornings I take him there to get toast and baby Chino,
getting toast from a cafe seems like an excellent thing to do.
So I bought so this is a thing it's it's a real tactic of people within the service industries. You know, Would you like another round? And I haven't had it happened to me recently when it comes to coffees, but she came over and said, Would you like another round? And Bodie said yes. And so that means that Nava three bucks or something for him to have a bit of froth and a expensive marshmallow.
Well, I think also being COVID time Yeah, you
have to spend more. Well, you can only do an hour drinking you need to buy food at the moment. But it is sort of expected like you're taking up space inside a cafe. So this morning, I went by myself. Today was Bodie, he's at home sleeping. And then she kicked me out after an hour really, which we say leave now. She was very nice when she saw you were trying to it was like, you could tell she was awkward about it. still had to do it. And I accept it. And I'm never going back there
ever again. You took the piss. Now.
I was annoyed that I got there. A little bit lighter. I would like to get there at like 730 because no one's there. It's everyone's just getting tired wise. And then we're going by 30 when people are coming to get a brekkie I'll tell you what. It's really like I guess we're all judgmental, but a guy rocked in with his partner and said, lady said, Would you What would you like? He said chocolate milkshake things. Like all right, big baby.
chocolate milkshake. I was like, it's so big baby.
But then he said, I have the waffle sounds like it's just a blowout and so did you.
So where were you sitting?
I sat in a an area that only could take two people on the table versus the other one that bowtie and I usually stone which I can take six and which is like a booth inside? Yeah, no,
that's fine. I got out of it. Within an hour, like what time did you arrive and what time did they actually I got I got there at like eight.
I 25 and lifted. Just nearly non 25 like, okay, it's like just a few minutes left. What
do you reckon your order was worth?
Now it was a box.
That was this morning, which
I got it. I felt the pressure Yeah. So to have that host, and I know this morning was just coffee yesterday,
yesterday and you even do that. Yeah, yeah.
It's alcohol places you need by meal.
Britain went to and was having coffee with a friend the other day and they said if you want to sit in Yeah, you just need to get something. Maybe she
was being nice. Maybe that isn't the thing. Yeah.
I have a feeling it is because they gay are actually not it probably is that Yeah, maybe she just liked me. Well, you can have a coffee. We went to the pub last night did yeah. And they had
a QR code at the front of the door. So you have to walk in. And then behind the front door, use the QR code that you need to stand like you need to scan so
and so on your phone. Because I years ago I did a video as the face of your business. No, but this was before you can because you can just open your Photos app on your phone and camera, a camera and just take that photo and hold and all take Wherever you need,
yeah. And so you can do that now but the annoyance was that there were five people what surrounding this fucking QR code. And I was like if I said it sort of brace it that I wasn't too quiet about it. I said, if the guy who's trying to take a macro shot if he just fucking moves back a little bit, then we can all just zoom in. He's trying to take it like it's a fucking flower.
And so and what happened when you scan it? What's it doing?
It brings up the pub logo. You asked for your name and your phone number right? I appreciate that and we had to put in you have to pre pay 25 bucks per person before to baulk as well. Wow. which then becomes a credit.
Okay, so then what was the meal? Chicken Parma? So what 60 bucks by the time you walk out?
Yes, I was for four of us. We paid 100 bucks we ended up having to pay 50.
Yeah, afterwards, so it's fine. Not too bad. And that's if so if people start cancelling
Yeah, you lose, lose your money. But I think that potentially, I don't know. I think that the the bit with the staying in the cafe stresses me out a little bit.
It's a big cafe though. Like it's lots of space. Small ones I could imagine. It's just like, you cannot, unless you, but I mean, there's no this isn't this is rules that are a bit wishy washy that are about to go or they
allow for gronk behaviour, because it's it's up to people doing the right thing. Yeah, I am. I was talking the other day about the Uber Eats promo where you can get stuff for cheaper. And we've been doing that a little bit. You know, it's not I really didn't do it
now. I'm sorry, what not was it? Friday night was Indian.
support local, every every day is a different cuisine. You get a discount. Yeah. But we we got Uber Eats, and we had that actually not chips. I got corrected by a few different people Casey was saying their wedges. Yeah, I think Bri called them that patatas or she just can't say potatoes.
Tada. It's like in all the
TAs. But anyway, so we received they've been chips. They've been hot chips. Yeah.
Where do they go? My GPS.
Yeah, but I felt like, you never think that a terrorist attack can happen to you until you open up your Uber Eats bag and you say that the hot chips in a plastic container.
What I was that
I was waiting to ISIS to, to to climb responsibility was fucked up like and so brazen. I was like, You reminded me of when I was a kid, because when I was a kid would go to in Beverly Hills, charcoal chicken and dad would be Like as soon as we got them like they would put them in a plastic bag. Yeah. And it was like a mission to see how quickly we could get ripped. It's like a surgery you fucking tearing the bag open so that the chips don't go soggy. I mean, there's
a real problem with even giving over a plastic bag with hot stuff in it because it's just it's a state. It's a it's a. It's a hot topic. Yeah, it's a cesspool. We got hungry. KFC last night, went to my brother's place known for their chips. Well, my brother said he went off the colonel for a while. He's like, had a few bad experiences. And then he him and his wife thought now let's give it a go. And he said the Colonel's back and we went, and the Colonel's fucking back, really good. A zinger burger, got chips. Everything was scorching hot, which is what you want. If you're getting tected. Man, there's a real problem. Like, I know, we know junk foods cheap. And this is why people sort of blow out and we opt in for lunch. Food last night and paid way more than the thing we're going to get which was no it was a $27 95 for burgers chips drink fucking extra bits cheap no no you did go didn't go that because it was way too much food but then we ended up paying 34 bucks or something.
Well that was Yeah. Which it's like every and I used to go to Mac is I remember going to Makkah South Melbourne when we lived in Port Melbourne. Yeah. And the joke was it was when they first started doing the family box. And the only absurd thing about the family box was the extra drinks and chippies. But if you actually sort of tear it all apart, it's a good face for a couple. And so we would these people like we would would go through the drive thru and I'd be like, as we're taking the order, the joke was oh my gosh, what was it the same one I will just get the I just make up other names. But and then you just have two large drinks rather than this bullshit of having some excitement depressing about having four different drinks and four different like Kansas Mac cans but now I know KFC two cans of
Pepsi Yeah, yep they Pepsi I mean
so what did you what you get? I just could have seen a burger and chips really good really good I can get all these back I can confirm Kevin Lee's back How often
do you reckon you're gonna have absolutely
one it's a couple of months ago no i i was pushing to go Nando's because I was like, Nando's doesn't
know he's literally talking to the hot accountant about
charcoal chicken in Beverly Hills I yet which is the famous one is that the famous man it's not that that's the
guy's shop but he is the famous dancer he would dance but know how to count and then I were talking about charcoal chicken when This patatas thing was happening and we were saying what's happened to charcoal chicken and like when was the last time you had charcoal chicken? And the conclusion we came to was we've gotten fancy
Yeah, definitely. Well, you and hot accountant live in areas where in a city in a city like for me I've had charcoal chicken plenty Atlanta. A couple of other Blaine choco chicken one of the best
one of the best and so I feel like Nando's is potentially eating charcoal chickens business do you think? Well it's fancier it's
It's a bit more expensive actually. Maybe it's on the same part heat now. Here we go. Charcoal chickens gone up, gone up to still 1350 for a little snack pack.
Do you know actually, I know what's really fucked charcoal chickens.
Cole's doing the
other Roast Chicken roast chicken together you think? Well, they're cheaper eight bucks
compared to how much 13 you're saying
you can get it you can get a full chicken I think for Yeah, 1213 bucks, but they're really good.
Like they are different. They're doing something different. They're a different breed. Then there's foxes den come in, which is a sort of a fancy charcoal chicken.
Yeah. I mean, if you should have going too hard on any of these things, it's probably going to limit your life. I'm on a website called 4000. Saturday is calm, but how much life you've got left? Well, what I wrote was what to write or write something like how many set how many? How many Sundays do you have in a lifetime, and it comes up with your loss calculator, and and it's just called 4000 satellites. So I'll put in my date of birth first of September 1988. And it says about your life you have lived on average 200 sorry, 2340 Ah, you have On average 2340 more days left of life.
What does that mean? On average? Okay, yeah, get one. Yeah.
Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's fat. It's got like a small little caption box was
good or bad.
It's good. But it's like a it's like a it's a bit doc. On average 2340 more Saturdays left to enjoy.
And you would get 4000 and something in a lifetime. Is that the idea? I am not sure
you have so far spent around 22 years of sleep.
Seems like a waste, isn't it?
It's so big wise. Reasons to be grateful. 250 million American. Oh, here we go. You've taken 1000 1204 million breaths.
Yeah, that's interesting.
Your heart is beaten 169 million times. you've walked 115,700 64 steps.
Yeah, that seems wrong watch.
I would do that in a fucking Okay, he's a little thinner. Can you just go back to the steps because this whole
you have walked 1000 115,764 steps sure it's an average a distance of 71,994 126 million
million. That's while you're out,
okay? You've lived so this is mine If you're born in 88 it's probably roughly around the same 116 fat sorry 11,623 days doesn't seem like that much when you say it like that I bow
me with the steps because if the steps are so far off 153 million kilometres to the sun. If you're interested, not having it at your bonds. You know what happened in 1986 with in relation to balloons
balloons in party balloons or hot air balloons, party balloons. They were invented.
invented a long time ago.
What happened? So in 1986, in Ohio and Cleveland, there was a balloon Fest, really, where they had 1.5 million balloons that they let off at once.
into the sky into the sky. Yeah, there was a
it caused absolute havoc for the city.
Like oh, and I'm looking at it now. Two people died based on
they were in the water, they were needing to be rescued or whatever. There was search and rescue, search and rescue had to be called off because there was so many balloons.
Oh my god, there is a lot of balloons and so
why did someone was a fundraiser the Cleveland Clinic Cleveland, man, it looks like an explosion. It's pretty impressive the amount of balloons but after you go to Phillip Island and you go and say the penguins. Well, you did that. You must have done that recently. Wendy, Could you
sing this? Yeah, I
used to be a balloon die. Really? I could have been the guy to learn how to make balloon animals.
Yeah, I mean, there's someone who's got a business that just does that.
Like a clown.
That's it. That's a hot that's the they're they did the apprenticeship of a clown. And then they that's a part of that routine.
So anyway, the I just thought that was an interesting.
It's why have you got that in your head? What's happened?
Well, I found a new YouTube channel. What is it called? Weird history. Yeah.
Weird history. Yeah. Do you know what the
the disease of Kings is?
The disease that a lot of Kings got really
Ah, chlamydia or something they were sleeping around.
gout. gout. Yeah. And so it was it was based on form of arthritis. Yeah. Correct. But they, yeah, it was interesting though. They were saying back in the day that it was connected to having a big cock. And so that's why you got gout. Like it was like an overflow and all that sort of thing. And so it was a bit of a flex. If he if he got gout, I don't it's gonna be cut like it. Isn't that crazy, but what it was was that we're eating too much meat. I had a guy who I used to train. He would smoke.
Four packets of cigarettes a day too many American
made that is so many he said on average 70 cigarettes a day. And if you do the math
on 150,000 steps
What do you want to know how many cigarettes like
how long? How many minutes fucking expensive what that would pack a pack of six Costs
What? Make 20 bucks now two more $25. So if you say if you're smoking bucks a day, if you're smoking for seven in a window of 12 hours across the day, so you just give it a break for the other 12 is sleeping by fasting. So you got 720 minutes divided by 70 having a cigarette every 10 minutes,
which is what he was doing. That's that's chain smoking, isn't it?
That is chain smoking. And he had gout. I mean, he wasn't the healthiest chair. He This is a weirdest thing. Like I had this a couple of times, people would come in and you know, big move, the guy hadn't done exercise and his whole life, obviously, you know, not the pinnacle of health, but wanted to change. And so that's why I came and signed up for a 10 pack 10 pack of training sessions at about 65 bucks a pop. So you might spend MCs pays me health better v health pays me 650 bucks, comes twice. stopped answering my calls never came back. I saw I was worried about I was like this guy's fucking died.
This guy's not making it. He's in trouble. And then I saw him driving past most Judea.
Was that you dog Did you point at him and said, You know, he didn't look at me
mentioned I wonder if you thinking about it?
Definitely. Like I'm sure it would have been a quite a triggering thing I had
I had a guy would pay me and then would rock up. Forgot my clothes. Forgot my fun clothes. Let's just hang out. Let's talk. Yeah, Mo just and I'd be so pissed off at that point. I was really like it to knowing he's not asking you to do anything, but I never lost those pain. So it's like
you're wasting my time. I could have bought something else in the swimming recache I'm
still getting the cat but it's annoying to charge because there is a version of like,
I mean, you're the guy that's been to the cafe and for four hours during pose, and you're getting paid, and you're just annoyed that he doesn't want to do squats. Yeah,
but that's what you
train. Okay, half a owners would get annoyed if you don't finish your food.
They would want to know what's wrong. Mm hmm. I think so. And then And then, if it keeps happening, maybe some people like I'm always amazed at people who leave heaps of food on the plate, like I've observed, observed, observed at the same cafe people, because they give generous portions like leaving shitload after like, what's going on there. Is it not good?
So, I mean, I think that that's very common in the US, especially in the Dinah's people, ladies. Well, you just get but they do the whole takeaway. So you know, doggie bag sort of thing. And you laugh. Yeah. And so you need to really think about it but you when you've travelled, you've shared with me that's been a big thing for you sharing. Sharing is the best, huh?
Well, you don't need to eat a whole like it. How'd you feel after eating a whole party last night?
Pretty good. I didn't need all the chips Didn't you know why?
Because I knew that I was gonna
have dessert. I really say well we didn't have it at the pub I just
you know became a bit of room
and I just I felt like
yeah why didn't I so normally what would happen I would ate the whole thing if there was a chips and salad because I would lie to them so the the chips salad and Parma are all on top of each other What happened? Was doesn't come with salad. What so it was just the Parma think about that and chips. And so I just pouring chips on. It seems a bit weird
that does. So a couple of things are happening this week to July one. Vikings band really, so not vaping it's like contain the importation of the nicotine vape which you load into your vape is
doing this as good or bad.
But so it was banned in Australia as in company selling it here. So everyone just started importing it and now they're gonna slam people who are importing it
huge fines what seems silly to ban something locally, but then not sort of dial in the importing,
which it would you could probably have worked out that it's going to happen at some point. But then they're going to do imagine the orders that are happening at them like just beforehand Yeah, just be fucking huge New Zealand companies 150% increase in sales to Australia, people buying but they're gonna have you can go to the doctor and get prescribed nicotine vape and then you'll be able to get it. So they just started with Ms yet. You would then go to a chemist who would hold it
but the problem is And you get the good flavours still could you get like your fucking work watermelon, didn't know how to work maybe maybe the job what he's doing.
He's probably done a bulk order, but then so it helps people wean off right? And so a lot of these vape companies say we won't sell it to people who haven't smoked before.
So you're not stopping you just started
vaping versus gone from CES trying to cut out the smoke and get into vape
well think about always spoken about this though. Like, what sort of person starts fiving smoking in general after 30 papers? Hey, I could talk to people in my head right now. After 31 thinks something didn't
something didn't go so well. The other night just stressed thinking yeah, but it's a it's fucked
up like it. I know why they banned advertising because you hear like I remember hearing a story and they'll talk about Cameron As smoking Hmm It's like off camera dad smokes and I like maybe a Brad Pitt just puffing on a dairy in a movie night like that's the cool thing. I think that movie like it's it's different when it's like other real life, like in their spare time there. Yes. I'm
cool though like when in the movie like when you say character and it plays into it and there is a version of that. No, I'm not saying it's cool. I think you're
just doing something right like I recommend having something like rubbing his hands together probably has a similar effect.
So the closest he's like something naughty and someone who you look to who is doing something like that, and then it's like that. For example, what's the right to eating burgers constantly in Ocean's 11? I was like fuck, he's ripped off. But then I was like, no, it's probably it's probably not actually. It's like it's it's spitting it out, guys eating. He's eating junk food constantly throughout that field but He's that like, exactly the wrong route in the movie.
He's embarrassed. You know that? Yeah.
Well, that's what they're saying. I saw him at a party in LA. That's right. I think that was when he was.
And so what's the cocaine? So on the ion and you're at the party? Yeah.
July one, so it's so Nova
yet band NWA. They're bringing in thousand dollar on the spot fine for being on your phone while driving. That's Wi Fi that's
1000 bucks if you're on your phone for demerit points. $1,000 So, you know, it's a real problem. It's half price in Melbourne. That's a reasonable price. You've come to the right place. Yeah, for I mean, I think that I don't Um, I don't use my phone at all when I'm driving
now. Now, I mean, I learned the lesson. That's right. I get I get it going. And then you get caught by these things like I just saw
Had Deeb rocked up he had a speaker in his car,
like a like a boombox
box in the middle. I just looked at it I thought I wonder if he's like just blaring music, but he also had air pods on fo toes. I mean, there's a problem with driving with air pods like noise
on noise cancelling. Show me that for driving.
I wonder if that's illegal.
Have you have you seen that United Airlines and American Airlines in the US and now going to full capacity real their planes? So Really? No. I like the middle seats are up for grabs. Wow. Do you think that's fucking ridiculous? Oh,
I mean, I want to speak to glean because America's in a bit of trouble or flight Yeah, Florida
doing so well, going back with Texas not doing great. They had
46 49,000 cases in the day.
I mean, 100,000 steps. Can you actually look up the number?
What do you want to look up the number? Yeah, I just
want to say There's the sites that have the actual COVID stuff like have the all of the data
of what what just like World Class world deaths and you want to get
a meal hot world deaths. I think
he's in trouble.
Well, yeah, for people who aren't from Victoria from Melbourne, so not doing great. Oh, wow, this has like
a map. No New South Wales, New South Wales Government recent flights with COVID cases. So if you went on a flight, you can jump on and be like, oh, domestic flights travelling through from New South Wales airport. cuantas. Brisbane to Sydney 12th of may 2020. Yet close contact rows you can take over like I was 32 rows. 3233 3435
What about Paris all rows. Flight. All righty. In fact, really, it says just someone's fucking
close contact rose already. wrote for Darwin to Sydney, Sydney, the Dow and dow and like a whole bunch of different ones
I saw on Paris from Jason page. He did an Insta story yesterday. That's funny. That was funny. What was what she posted? Are you about more than that? There was a few things was the Jetstar thing? Yeah. I she just said when you 1000 but she said just $3,000 in Jetstar credit. Yeah, I was thinking she was saying it's a refund, which is when you check
when you check in see that you've got $3,000 of jet credit but then you realise that you're not going to the place yeah,
that she looks Yeah, cuz it's a refund. But then I go thinking it's like, three grand for Jetstar flights. $3,000 you could fucking buy the airline for $3,000 dollars to go to Bali, Hawaii, Hawaii. Still ye you could fault fly fucking Premium Economy return on
We can't overdo and if you booked
if I booked for you and I on the
show, so to two people, maybe including two people to buy meals,
yeah 1500 bucks at 700 bucks, you might be going to the States.
I've never been in most states but you could probably do Hawaii or Fiji, Japan, Japan. Yeah. Yeah, I just I do wonder Um, I've just never been a fan of Jetstar because of their wiring. Because Do
you think that people like you were a status guy at one point trying to win? You know, you want a clock, the game you lost was platinum. I mean, it seems really silly that people are clocking the game just to lie down on applied for 20 seconds really down? Yeah, you look like that. Do you think like this? Is that game gone? Or is it a new game? Do you think so?
Yeah, I reckon it's a new excitement. So I reckon when it feels just like business in some ways. It's like okay, everyone's shitting the bed. This is an opportunity to You know, to develop and get better and all that sort of thing. So I think with them if you look at what happened just before COVID really shut everything down. People using all their points, travelling who's got a fat tonne of virgin points because of flying to the US for keynotes and things like that. He he bought a Weber. However, he would he would have used hundreds of thousands, he could have flown first class, your turn, no joke, first class return to London with the amount of points he would have used on that barbecue. And so the thing is that everyone has haemorrhaged all their points because they think okay well virgins gone, you know, in a bit of trouble just got purchased. Yeah, by Bain or whatever. Bain Capital bank. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know. Like, I think I wonder what will happen with all of the I've still got 100 Some something thousand points Could you do with them? 70,000 if you got returned to LA in economy, really? Yeah 70 I think it's like 74,000 but I reckon the best use of pointees being able to fly business or first, huh? So Virgin Australia doesn't have any first class. So if you want to get the most out of the points I think flying from Melbourne to Perth or Perth to Melbourne they have the business well they did anyway which was like the the sort of flat flatbed said type of thing. Yeah, guy went totally down. But yeah, that was good because it was um it didn't require huge amount of points but you can virgin had a relationship. I don't know if these relationships are all like what's happening but it though connected with Chris flyer, which is Singapore. And so what brain I did was we took I think it was like 400,000 points. 390,000 points. So something, converted them to Chris fly points, and then used it to go on the three ad,
guys good times.
But I think I'm not I like the idea of when everything settles down. I feel like we're in this Pinterest world at the moment where we're just like so I think that the first thing most of my mates I'm speaking to Airbnb is their first thing so they doing weekends away, doing like setting up, okay, especially people who have travelled a lot or they enjoy every year going on that big trip, doing monthly weekend trips. So once a month, have a budget, spent two nights somewhere in Victoria. Then I feel like we were all hoping for New Zealand. But that's sort of gone out the window with what's happening in Victoria at the moment with all the cases
then yeah, I think Tesla Tesla is a great one as a good one.
I mean, I posted last night of your video of you and I in New York City. Dude, that place is busy as shit. We're in Times Square. Do you really think like anytime soon that's happening,
like, in the US I don't I have no plans in going to the US like I fucking loved us like I was loved, loved used to it but never think about I look at how much I sort of idolise the US like growing up, I just wanted to go there. I did the whole Green Card Lottery, which I didn't get, which was silly anyway, because as I mentioned, the main thing was amazon prime. I was excited about Amazon Prime, not a depressed
just just getting them deodorant delivered every 30 days without having to tell them a little
tiny thing like yeah, the US The gun stuff the Yeah, all I find it all a bit scary.
Yeah, there has to I mean, I think that just has to be a fucking vaccine before people are really letting lows without the government coming in and shutting shit down.
But I also just think politically with the US it's just like there's so much uncertainty you don't know what's going to happen
oh it's a shitstorm wait till the end of the year. I mean as if there's any travel until next year at least international without the thought of Will I be impacted by this you
know like it also been it's I think it's gonna be a lot lot longer because you think about like even things like a bola and how long that seem to be just like this COVID thing I feel like it's just gonna be fucking like 1015 years will be that there'll be conversations around it and there'll be like it will change it. Everything from Bray went into Mecca they check your temperature Really? If you want to smell candles, they you know, No you can't. You can't pick up the candles they do hand sanitise themselves, and then they present it for us. I thought, like I said to Brian, Mike, can't you just smell hand sanitizer then? Anyway, that's
bizarre and so people smelling the same candle because that defeats the purpose. Well, I guess sometimes I'd love to go to sort of get a run up to go back in you know,
for a braided because we watched a duck on master sommeliers.
Oh yeah, wine people yeah
didn't have any master similarly as there are in the world
so he's master like a black belt is kind of like Primo Primo very hot. Oh, no, probably the the on is like Dan third and fourth down. These are like karate experts.
yeah. Okay. So Arkadin probably takes 15 years to get there just roughly trying to work it out. Or I can how many in the world do you know?
Yes. Okay. 100,000
which is small for the hundred thousand steps hundred thousand people in the world no 140 240 Yeah. Oh, I'm in sunny, an extra hundred and 40
an extra 200,000 hundred
or 240 I thought you mean
k No. Holy shit that's exclusive. How do you how do you do? It's the most rigorous process so they you don't only have to know about wines, you have to know about Lanka. You have to know about every elk like all the different types of alcohols. It also you have to understand French law, Italian law because you need to understand how provinces work. You need to understand all of this stuff I learned about like he can work out the difference. Alcohol percentage based on when you swirl it around the residue they it's all our own so they like it for the testing so that they'll basically the difference between oral and oral American Australian, okay. Oral
Josh Janssen ADL
and so yeah anyway it's extremely complicated most people fail the first time doing it and who's
who's the governing body of losing?
Yeah there's like there's like a main main body that we have one in San Francisco one in London Are they all people? A bunch of there's a bunch of oldies but there's some new people obviously they want to keep it going but there's like I'm mentoring that goes on in the real subculture, but you have to like you spend years learning and reading and like a guy was like he just spent Two years just reading one books. Wow. And then yeah, you need to understand everything about like they would know more about B then I can 99% of people
so yeah because they have to understand it as well.
That's it. Yeah, they have to and so in the actual test, though they could get asked questions about a vodka they need to know exactly the process and how it's all done is
they making good coin or is it love?
Surely at that point it's worth something What are they call it master
civilian? A master familiar Master? Hmm I don't know what the I mean, you just loving it right at that point.
can't find it. So being able to be like, this is the specific fuckin vineyard and this is how like knowing this is how it was stored. This is the word that it was used to be stored in. Pretty crazy shit yet. I tried. The other reason I The reason I brought it up was because, um, when I was in the pub last night I was smelling my Shiraz. And I was just trying to describe I could smell it. He said, I don't know before this Yeah, yes, of course. And so Bree said, Can I smell? And I said, it's not COVID safe to sniff which pissed her off because she's like, we kiss and all that sort of thing, but I was like, it was more of an optics thing. But then she wouldn't give me any of her aperol and so like we had a conversation, I understand where she's coming from, because it's Yeah. If you can't it from an optics that like you can't worry about it, because you Like who? Who cares? who's looking
better? I mean, no one cares when it's your partner, the Australian so they, the world the Women's World Cup soccer is going to be held in Australia in 2020 something out of that They had a roomful of people waiting for the announcement
are all covered safe that was separated and I made her
next minute actually talking about this so because I just saw it I just observed and thought it was funny I watched it I haven't seen anyone mention it but they seemed really separated and then I started to go down announced is the price it's gonna be held and now jumping up and down hugging each other jumping it like licking faces may that's optics you worried about not you girlfriend and pop.
On Wednesday, Wednesday morning, we have a very big announcement that's happening as June one july july one. So get ready for that we will be putting it out everywhere on all of the socials but there'll be one thing that will ask of all of you, so if you can be ready, put it in the calendar. I am I'm even thinking about starting to roll it all out at 6am. Really? Sorry for WhatsApp you will be getting at 6am Jess asked me. Why am I Why anything? Yes? Good question. No reason. Yeah. And so let's do six,
six or six. I was excited,
because it gives people more time when they'll wake up to it. Okay, and then at 6am WhatsApp 8am socials. Yep 9am email. Thread out about Yes.
Because then you're at your desk, starting the dialogue.
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